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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS. Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. OFFICE ARITHMETIC. Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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  1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS • Smart man + smart woman = romance • Smart man + dumb woman = affair • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

  2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC • Smart boss + smart employee = profit • Smart boss + dumb employee = production • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

  3. SHOPPING MATH • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

  4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  5. HAPPINESS • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

  6. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. LONGEVITY

  7. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE • A woman has the last word in any argument. • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

  8. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED • Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  9. And we always have to get the last word in……… • SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

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