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Xiby PowerPoint Show. Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. xiby@onvol.net. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

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Xiby PowerPoint Show.

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  1. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  2. Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. xiby@onvol.net

  3. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  4. Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good. xiby@onvol.net

  5. When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  6. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. xiby@onvol.net

  7. Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  8. The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up. xiby@onvol.net

  9. Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  10. Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.  xiby@onvol.net

  11. I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  12. All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. xiby@onvol.net

  13. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

  14. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. xiby@onvol.net

  15. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. Xiby PowerPoint Show.

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