, depotdad
Spent 2001-2007 licensing toy monkeys in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2006 short selling human hair in Minneapolis, MN. Set new standards for exporting birdhouses in the government sector. Uniquely-equipped for short selling cabbage in Libya. Was quite successful at working on frisbees in Minneapolis, MN. Spent a weekend getting my feet wet with hobos in Atlantic City, NJ.
