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Singapore Jokes

Singapore Jokes. Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ah Kau: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!. Singapore Jokes.

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Singapore Jokes

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  1. Singapore Jokes Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Ah Kau: $10.Teacher: You don't know Maths.Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

  2. Singapore Jokes Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

  3. Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes Dear.Girl: Would you die for me?Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!! • Man: How old is your father?Boy: Same as me la.Man: How can that be?Boy: He only became a father when I  born lo !!!

  4. Singapore Jokes: Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

  5. Singapore Jokes • Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

  6. Teacher:  Where were you born?Student:   Singapore , Sir.Teacher:  Which part?Student:   All of me ma....A boy came home from school with his exam results." What did you get?" asked his father." My marks are under water," said the boy." What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level !"

  7. Singapore jokes Mother: David, come here now.David: Yes, mum.Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

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