Funny job ads by HR recruitment firm

1. Funny job ads by HR recruitment firm

2. COMPETITIVE SALARY • We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

3. FLEXIBLE HOURS • Work 50 hours; get paid for 32.5.

4. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS • Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.

5. ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you're fired.

6. CAREER-MINDED • We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.

7. SELF-MOTIVATED Management won't answer questions

8. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED Some time each night and some time each weekend

9. COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT We have a lot of turnover.

10. SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

11. WORK ATMOSPHERE We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

12. SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED: If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it.

13. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

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