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Dive into the intriguing world of three unique political candidates, each with their own distinct lifestyles. Candidate A navigates a tumultuous life surrounded by crooked politicians and astrologists, juggling two mistresses while indulging in chain smoking and heavy drinking. Candidate B has a reckless past, having been kicked out of office twice, notorious for his late mornings and heavy whiskey consumption. In stark contrast, Candidate C is a decorated war hero and a role model, living healthily as a vegetarian and a devoted husband. Which candidate will you support?
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Candidate AAssociates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate BHe was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate CHe is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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