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Funny Stories

Funny Stories. Teacher: "What is the formula for water?" George: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." Teacher: "Is that the formula I gave you?" George: "Sure, you said H to O!". Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!"

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Funny Stories

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  1. Funny Stories

  2. Teacher: "What is the formula for water?" • George: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." • Teacher: "Is that the formula I gave you?" • George: "Sure, you said H to O!"

  3. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!" • "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." • "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." • "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" • "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." • "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." • "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

  4. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Dad....""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?""No, You had your chance. Lights out."Five minutes later: "Dad.....""WHAT?""I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"Five minutes later......"DAD.....""WHAT!""When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

  5. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: “ A talking chicken”

  6. The End Изготвила: Гергана Янева

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