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Help Desk

Help Desk. Idol. The Help Desk Anthem. Just a little fun to perk up your afternoon! Sung to the tune of “Help” by the Beatles Apologies to Lennon/McCartney. HELP! My system’s frozen! HELP! All my apps are closin’! HELP! You know my screen is BLUE! HEEELLLLPPPPP!. When I was younger

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Help Desk

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  1. Help Desk Idol

  2. The Help Desk Anthem • Just a little fun to perk up your afternoon! • Sung to the tune of “Help” by the Beatles • Apologies to Lennon/McCartney

  3. HELP! My system’s frozen! HELP! All my apps are closin’! HELP! You know my screen isBLUE! HEEELLLLPPPPP!

  4. When I was younger and quite desperate for the pay, I worked the help desk for eight hours....every single day, End users called me up to tell me what was wrong, And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked “the desk” too long……

  5. “Help me if you can, my system’s down! And a reboot didn’t bring it back around, Should it make that awful grinding sound? Help Desk Pleeassse, pleeease, Help Me!

  6. And now my work has changed in oh so many ways….. I wrangle data; I’m an MCDBA…. But now and then the Help Desk sneaks into my dreams…. I’m taking calls…..I’m up the walls…. I wake up with a scream!

  7. Help me if you can my system’s down! I read virus-laden e-mails by the pound! All my data’s one big stinkin’ steamin’ mound! Help Desk PLEEESE, PLEASEHelp Me

  8. When I was younger and quite desperate for the pay, I worked the Help Desk for eight hours every single day…. But now I wish that I could travel back in time, I wouldn’t cry….if only I could leave that Desk behind…..

  9. “Help Me if you can my system’s down!” Spilled my coffee, now my hard drive’s full of grounds! Lost my pictures and my mind —never to’ be found! HELP DESK PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP Meeee… Oooooooh. . .

  10. If you’d like to speak to the next Help Desk representative, using your touch tone phone, please press the . . . Number 9 . . . Number 9 . . . Number 9 . . .

  11. Thank You! Give yourselves a nice round of applause!

  12. Questions

  13. Please fill out your evaluation!

  14. All handouts and templates on our chapter website at: www.hdicapitalarea.comand select DOWNLOADS HEATHER J. DONNELLY HDI Certifications: Certified Instructor Authorized Training Partner Help Desk Manager Help Desk Analyst Customer Support Specialist ITIL Foundations Certified STI Knowledge Certifications: Help Desk Manager Help Desk Team Lead Knowledge Management heather.donnelly@tag.com

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