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15. WAZPZ. start. The Atlantic Flee. Next. Oh dear, this doesn’t look like it’s going to end well…. Next. Well you’d better think of something fast!!. AMY, Activate Emergency Code “7413 MattMobile”. Confirmed. Next. Next. Ok, I’ll bite. What the fuck is this thing?.
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15 WAZPZ start The Atlantic Flee
Next Oh dear, this doesn’t look like it’s going to end well…
Next Well you’d better think of something fast!!
AMY, Activate Emergency Code “7413 MattMobile” Confirmed Next
Next Ok, I’ll bite. What the fuck is this thing? It’s my MattMobile 2. because you never know when you’ll need one
Next Uh-oh. The Hull’s on fire. We’re a bigger burnout than a Marijuana Addict
Next Whoah, Maaaan!!!! Yi don’t wanna be getting a job, maaan. Ye wanna be getting Hiigh!!
Next Uh-oh. We’re going down fast. I have an idea. Quick, Thomas. Press that button
Good thinking, Matthew No time for talk. Thomas, get this thing going. They’ve got their ground forces Next
God, I was only being polite. No need to spit it back at me like you did Next
I don’t think they have that in Action Movies Hey, Guys. This is just like an Action Movie Next
Next Police Box Public Call Move that thing off the road, Arsehole…
Next Police Box Public Call I am the Doctor… Doctor Who…? …Yes
Next Police Box Public Call I have come to stop Atlantis from being destroyed from the Wazpz
Next Police Box Public Call Ah Fuck this…
Police Box Public Call Whoops, I killed him. Oh well, at least we got a Blue Ornament in the process Next
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No, Shit, Captain Obvious I see the Wormhole. Quick it’s about to close… Next
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Because the toilets there charged me an extra 20p to wash my hands Alex, why’d you do that? Next
Next It is June 27th 2008. Approximately 15:36pm
Next Lalala. I am not listening. Lalala
Right, then. The first thing we should do is consult the Antiques Road show to see how much our stolen items are worth. Next
Next Oh c’mon, guys. Again?! Well we still have other authentic stuff
And what is it you have brought for me today? It’s a Vase that’s speculated to be one of the last remaining artefacts of the Lost city of Atlantis Next
Well, lets have a look see…yes, yes. It is authentic and I estimate it’ll be worth around more than the amount of money that is currently present on Earth. But I’m afraid it’s value will have fell by at least 99.9999999% What? Why?! Next
Well if you take a look here, you’ll see there is an encrypted message made from modern day Felt Tip saying “Jack was here, 27/6/08”. My estimate is that this is now worth 1% of a Modern Penny… Next
Next Oh please not again!! I just wanted to be a part of Mythical History
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Next I cant believe the TARDIS wasn’t worth anything decent…
Next Sean, give me that Toaster… Maybe George is worth something…
Next Argh!! Time for Fergal Stack’s daily rummage in the rubbish, Kizargh!! It makes me feel happy, so…