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1. Prometheus is pondering—why did I do this!? fauxbook Settings Home Profile Prometheus, the Titan Groups Epimetheus How’s that working for you, big brother? View All RECENT ACTIVITY C Prometheus commented on Epimetheus’ status. Prometheus likes Epimetheus’ relationship update of married to Pandora. Edgar joined the group VultureHater’s Anonymous. Epimetheus Atlas Hercules, aka Heracles Older posts… Wall Info Notes Events Prometheus, the Titan gambles with the odds in order to improve man’s lot in life. Friends

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4. Groups Gender: Male Family: Wife: Was tied to a rock on the Caucasus Mountains for quite some time, but I’m single Brothers: Epimetheus Titan and Atlas Titan Birthday: Before the dawn of time Hometown: For a while the Caucaus Mountains, but now just hanging in the depths of Tartarus with the other Titans. View All Epitmetheus Heracles Pandora Atlas Info Wall Notes Events Basic Information Personal Information Friends Activities: Pyrotechnics Interests: Fire, Human Rights Violations Favorite Music: Anything but the sounds of birds Favorite Movies: Anything Greek Favorite TV Shows: By TV, do you mean drama? I am very fond of this playwright called Aeschylus Favorite Books: Prometheus Bound Favorite Quotes: Prometheus means “foresight”; Epimetheus means “hindsight” About Me: When I first decided to give humankind fire, I didn’t quite realize that I would have such a huge impact on the world. But now I realize how I revolutionized human’s existence! I would be viewed as one of the greatest in all Greek history if it wasn’t for Zeus’ extreme monopoly on power.

5. Groups View All Epimetheus Pandora Heracles Atlas Info Wall Notes Events Friends Contact Information Education and Work Email: Beareroflight@gmail.com Groups College: University of Titans Professional/Accomplishments: Released humans from the unfair grasp of Zeus; increased the overall livelihood of all human beings for all eternity Member of: Vulture Hater’s Anonymous, Indeed How to overthrow corrupt forms of gov’t

6. Groups Prometheus I. Titan !   to whom immortal eyes The sufferings of mortality Seen in their sad reality, Were not as things that gods despise; What was thy pity's recompense ? A silent suffering, and intense; The rock, the vulture, and the chain, All that the proud can feel of pain, The agony they do not show, The suffocating sense of woe, Which speaks but in its loneliness, And then is jealous lest the sky Should have a listener, nor will sigh Until its voice is echoless. II. Titan !   to thee the strife was given Between the suffering and the will, Which torture where they cannot kill; And the inexorable Heaven, And the deaf tyranny of Fate, The ruling principle of Hate, Which for its pleasure doth create The things it may annihilate, Refused thee even the boon to die: The wretched gift eternity Was thine --- and thou hast borne it well. All that the Thunderer wrung from thee Was but the menace which flung back On him the torments of thy rack; The fate thou didst so well foresee, But would not to appease him tell; And in thy Silence was his Sentence, And in his Soul a vain repentance, And evil dread so ill dissembled, That in his hand the lightnings trembled. III. Thy Godlike crime was to be kind, To render with thy precepts less The sum of human wretchedness, And strengthen Man with his own mind; But baffled as thou wert from high, Still in thy patient energy, In the endurance, and repulse Of thine impenetrable Spirit, Which Earth and Heaven could not convulse, A mighty lesson we inherit: Thou art a symbol and a sign To Mortals of their fate and force; Like thee, Man is in part divine, A troubled stream from a pure source; And Man in portions can foresee His own funereal destiny; His wretchedness, and his resistance, And his sad unallied existence: To which his Spirit may oppose Itself --- and equal to all woes, And a firm will, and a deep sense, Which even in torture can decry Its own concenter'd recompense, Triumphant where it dares defy, And making Death a Victory. By Lord Byron View All Heracles Pandora Atlas Epimetheus Older notes… Info Wall Notes Events The Lord Who Pondered My Plight Monday, May 16, Ancient Greece Friends

7. Groups View All Atlas Atlas Atlas Atlas Info Wall Notes Events Interesting Sites Wednesday, September 21, before the dawn of time Older Post Wednesday, September 14, 1825 Friends Sites worth visiting: Poe Museum—website for my museum in Richmond, VA Edgar Allan Poe Society of Baltimore—writings, lectures, and articles all about me! Knowing Poe—literature, life, and times of guess who? I Know Poe—A collaborative exhibition presented by the Library of Virginia and the Poe Museum Poe Revealed—Virginia celebrates a most important bicentennial (1809-2009) Poe Stories—an exploration of my short stories An older post: This is an older post.

8. Groups View All Pandora Pandora Pandora Pandora Older events… Info Wall Notes Events Monday, May 16, Important Conversation with Zeus Type: Meeting Where: Earth When: Monday, in Ancient Greece Friday, December 15, 1826 Friends Welcome back home, from the mountains top Type: Welcome Party Where: Tartarus When: Friday, December 15, at 8:00 p.m. Tuesday, February 14, 1826 Thank you party for my dear friend, Heracles Type: Many Thank Yous!! Where: Olympus When: Tuesday, February 14, 1826, at 8:00 p.m.

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