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ESC’s Most Wanted. Crime of the Week. ESC Most Wanted. Useless Statistics. Name: Chris Harris Alias: “The Mouth” Sex: Male Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Weight: 130 lbs DOB: 5/22/1954. Chris “ The Mouth” Harris. Wanted. Next. Wanted For….
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Name: Chris Harris • Alias: “The Mouth” • Sex: Male • Hair: Brown • Eyes: Brown • Weight: 130 lbs • DOB: 5/22/1954 Chris “ The Mouth” Harris Wanted Next
Wanted For… Chris “The Mouth” Harris is wanted for excessive consumption of office equipment. Warning: If given the chance, he will eat your gun! Next
Wanted • Name: Scott Trudeau • Alias: The Grasshopper • Sex: Male • Eyes: Green • Hair: Brown • Weight: 190 lbs • DOB: 10/23/73 Next
Scott “The Grasshopper” Trudeau is a well known oaccomplice of Chris “The Mouth” and Ric “The Toyman” Gonzalez Wanted For Next
Name: Ric Alias: Toyman Sex: Male Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Weight: 190 lbs DOB: 10/23/65 Ric “The Toyman” Gonzalez Wanted Next
Ric “The Toy” Gonzalez is wanted for superimposing his face onto Luke Skywalker action figures. Caution: Extremely Dangerous (If you are a Luke Skywalker action figure)! Wanted For… Next
Name: Faye Stone Alias: “The Boss Lady” Sex: Female Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Weight: 125 lbs DOB: 10/23/1973 YEAH RIGHT! WANTED Next
WANTED FOR: Faye “The Boss Lady” Stone is the ESC ring leader. Some say she is the most dangerous criminal mind of the 21st century. Last seen being chased by the men in white jackets. Next
Mark “Chrome Dome” Piccozi WANTED Name: Mark Alias: “Chrome Dome: Sex: Male Eyes: Brown Hair: He wishes Weight: 175 lbs (All Muscle) DOB: 1/23/1965 Next
Mark “Chrome Dome” Piccozi Wanted For… Wanted for blinding military aircraft pilots with the reflection from his forehead. Home
Crime of the Week This man was caught on tape senselessly beating an innocent defenseless computer. If you have any details which could lead to the perpetrator’s arrest you could earn a cash reward. Caution: This man is extremely dangerous. Please do not try to apprehend this wacko. If you see him, notify the proper authorities. View Movie
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