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金頭腦

金頭腦. 輕鬆一下.

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金頭腦

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  1. 金頭腦

  2. 輕鬆一下 這天，老師發考卷……「廖淑芬，６０分！你呀，不是名字叫起來像６０分就 可以考６０分啊？！」老師不悅地說…「伍淑芬，５０分！你呀！比廖淑芬還不如！」老師依 舊忿忿然地說著…接著，老師以更生氣的語調發著下一張考卷：& #8943;⋯& #8943;⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯柯淑芬（台語），１０分！喔，你也一樣！名字叫起 來像1０分你就給我考１０分？！……」這時……「啊！我完了……」柯淑芬的妹妹心中開始暗叫不妙……老師嘆口氣，很無奈的發著第三張：「不是我在說你們 這對姊妹實在是太不像話了……」「柯玲芬（台語）……０分！」老師搖搖頭道：「你們兩姐姐應該向你們哥哥好好看 齊，他總是滿分，你們倆不要老是考那樣的成績。」柯淑芬和柯玲芬兩姐妹心裡暗罵：「都嘛是爸媽把哥哥的名字取做…………柯吉霸！！！

  3. 第一題 一顆好的膽要賣多少錢

  4. 答案：兆 因為好膽賣兆〈台語〉

  5. 哪一種雞跑的最快?

  6. 答案: 麥克雞塊<快>

  7. 第三題: 為什麼哆啦a夢看不見自己的手指

  8. 答案: 因為伸手不見五指

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