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S Ranch Training Facility. Become a Dragon slayer. Equipment. Procure a second-hand suit of Armour Have the suit of Armour fire-proofed M14, RPG and riot shield Get sized for a sword Learn how to make your own arrows S Ranch provides equipment rentals. How to kill a Dragon.
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S Ranch Training Facility Become a Dragon slayer
Equipment • Procure a second-hand suit of Armour • Have the suit of Armour fire-proofed • M14, RPG and riot shield • Get sized for a sword • Learn how to make your own arrows • S Ranch provides equipment rentals
How to kill a Dragon • As seen on slide 3* • Use your RPG • Aim at Dragon • Then FIRE! • And it should blow up • If not RUN! And don’t die
Training to fight • Participate in morning RPG shooting practice • Choose from a variety of afternoon sessions • Sessions involve individual and team tactics • Practice against realistic DEN dragon creations
Preparing for the Fight • Class lessons to explain the ground rules • Meet with referees to hear recommendations • Classes taught by world championship holders • Learn basic first aid • Learn M14, Riot-shield and RPG safety
Beyond the Classroom • Find a chapter in your city through www.stgeorge-dragonfighting.org. • Learn tactics for selecting a dragon opponent • We’ll direct you to the best apps • Register for your first world championship games
Death toll CONTRACT • 20% die from RPG kick • 5% die from dragons tripping • 25% die from RPG explosion • 99% of customers see their dead grandparents • 15% go crazy and shoot their friends • 10% die from Nuclear bombs (seen on slide-4) • We lose 24% of the others on flights • 1% see their parents with only 3 limbs