CUJ Open-Mike Oct 16,2013, updated

1. CUJ Open-Mike Oct 16,2013, updated SING-ALONG PARODY Of Residents and Presidentsby Giorgio Coniglio based on The Elementsby Tom Lehrer Note this version contains some slightly changed features including adding of word “cellular”

2. G There was a swarm of parodists who pounced straight for the jugular; D7 They satirized a Pres whose speech was smug yet sometimes struggular; G Disdain for George the Son, less blame for James from Plains in evidence, D A7 They pegged the mis-spoke ‘NUCULAR’ the catchword D of the Presidents G 0232 D7 2020 D 2220 A7 0100 Of Residents and Presidents G.Hurwitz 1

3. D7 I toiled for several decades in the Gm Section known as ‘Nuclear’, F7 Though now fairly famili-ar, I still find Bb it peculi-ar D7 Gm That highly educated voices palatal and uvular Eb7 Would schedule tests, requests infested with the D7 mis-spoke ‘NUCULAR’. D7 2020 Gm 0231 F7 2310 Bb 3321 Eb7 3334 Of Residents and Presidents 2

4. G There’s fibular, follicular and pustular and jocular D7 Vestibular and valvular, auricular and ocular G D7 G And tabular and tubular and muscular D7 and modular G C G D7 And cellular and singular and circular G and nodular. G 0232 D7 2020 C 0003 Of Residents and Presidents 3

5. G There’s popular and insular and regular, oracular D7 Cuticular, vehicular, vesicular, vernacular G And vascular, crepuscular and titular, testicular D A7 Peninsular, peduncular, avuncular, D particular. G 0232 D7 2020 D 2220 A7 0200 Of Residents and Presidents 4

6. D7 Triangular, corpuscular, Gm spectacular and annular F7 Bb Articular and angular,glomerular and granular D7 And glandular and scapular and spicular Gm and globular Eb7 D7 Molecular, trabecular, lenticular and lobular D7 2020 Gm 0231 F7 2310 Bb 3321 Eb7 3334 Of Residents and Presidents 5

7. G And endless adjectival terms in Med’cine and Biology D7 With current usage driven by their Latin deriv-ology G D7 G Like saccular and secular and ovular D7 fascicular G C G D7 Reticular, radicular, furuncular, G funicular. G 0232 D7 2020 C 0003 Of Residents and Presidents 6

8. G D7 So, clearly there’s no stimulus for G D7 apparatus cochlear G C That simulates the sound unique of G D7 G proper-spoken ‘Nuclear’. G 0232 D7 2020 END Of Residents and Presidents 7

9. OF RESIDENTS and PRESIDENTS: updated There was a swarm of parodists who pounced straight for the jugular; They satirized a Pres whose speech was smug yet sometimes struggular; Disdain for George the Son, less blame for James from Plains in evidence; They pegged the mis-spoke ‘NUCULAR’ the catchword of the Presidents. I toiled for several decades in the Section known as ‘Nuclear’; Though now fairly famili-ar, I still find it peculi-ar That highly educated voices, palatal and uvular Would schedule tests, requests infested with the mis-spoke ‘NUCULAR’. There’s fibular, follicular, and pustular and jocular Vestibular and valvular, auricular and ocular And tabular and tubular and muscular and modular And cellular and singular and circular and nodular. There’s popular and insular and regular, oracular Cuticular, vehicular, vesicular, vernacular And vascular, crepuscular and titular, testicular Peninsular, peduncular, avuncular, particular. Triangular, corpuscular, spectacular and annular, Articular and angular, glomerular and granular, And glandular and scapular and spicular and globular Molecular, trabecular, lenticular and lobular. And endless adjectival terms in Med’cine and Biology With current usage driven by their Latin deriv-ology, Like saccular and secular and ovular, fascicular Reticular, radicular, furuncular, funicular. So, clearly there’s no stimulus for apparatus cochlear, That simulates the sound unique of proper-spoken ‘Nuclear’.