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Economics

Economics. SAUDI ECONOMICS:.

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Economics

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  1. Economics

  2. SAUDI ECONOMICS: Since milking the cow involves nipples the Gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of a curtain and a guy milking the cow on the other or to hire females and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.

  3. CANADIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You go on strike because you wanted three cows.

  4. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.You worship them.

  5. BAHRAIN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. Some high Gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The Gov't tells you that there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the Gov't and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 months, decides to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same time and so cutting back on unemployment.

  6. BRAZILIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. Both of them are attending the carnival.

  7. EGYPTIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak.

  8. AMERICAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  9. BRITISH ECONOMICS: You have two cows. Both are mad.

  10. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

  11. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

  12. SERBIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

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