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This playful analysis looks at various national soccer strategies, highlighting their distinctive characteristics. The English rely on adaptability based on conditions, while the German approach is radical and efficient, showcasing impressive ball speed. The Italian strategy focuses on a solid defense and strategic passes, while the Brazilian's plan remains a mystery. In contrast, the Swiss seem to excel at self-sabotage, and the French explore all possibilities but forget the goal. Lastly, the Turkish note humorously distinguishes between the ball and the referee, and the Indian plan is about enjoying the game from home.
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The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…
The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)
The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty
The Brasilian Plan … no comments!
The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.
The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal
The Turkish Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.
The INDIAN Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...