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The Ruru

New Zealand’s Most noble bird?. The Ruru. The Ruru. New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??. The Ruru. New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??????????? ???????????? ????????????. ?. NO. Not Noble. Not Noble. Not a Bird. Not Noble. Not a Bird. Creepy. Bit of A dick. Not Noble.

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The Ruru

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  1. New Zealand’s Most noble bird? The Ruru

  2. The Ruru New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??

  3. The Ruru New Zealand’s Most noble bird? ??????????? ???????????? ????????????

  4. ?

  5. NO.

  6. Not Noble

  7. Not Noble Not a Bird

  8. Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

  9. Bit of A dick Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

  10. Doesn’t look and sound like a New Zealander Bit of A dick Not Noble Not a Bird Creepy

  11. Noble • Pronunciation:/ˈnəʊb(ə)l/ • adjective (nobler, noblest) • 1 belonging by rank, title, or birth to the aristocracy • 2 having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles:the promotion of human rights was a noble aspiration • of imposing or magnificent size or appearance • of excellent or superior quality noun • 1 (especially in former times ) a person of noble rank or birth • 2 historical a former English gold coin first issued in 1351

  12. Is this ‘Noble’ Behaviour?

  13. What about this?

  14. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly

  15. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide.

  16. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide. 3 It does not eat mammals, such as mice and rats.

  17. Bird Pronunciation:/bəːd/ noun 1 a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate animal distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings , a beak, and typically by being able to fly 2 A non creepy animal, that is not afraid to show its face during the day, as it has nothing to hide. 3 It does not eat mammals, such as mice and rats. That would be fucked up

  18. Is this ‘Birdlike’ Behaviour?

  19. - The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees

  20. The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees That is some creepy exorcism shit

  21. The Ruru can rotate its head 270 degrees That is some creepy exorcism shit • The Ruru calls out at night asking for… MORE PORK

  22. That is because the Ruru is not only not noble……

  23. BUT NOT A BIRD…

  24. BUT NOT A BIRD…

  25. BUT NOT A BIRD… Catpork

  26. And he has most un-noble intentions…..

  27. And he has most un-noble intentions….. It’s all about furthering the selfish Ruru’s Musical Theatre career…

  28. It won’t be pretty.

  29. WARNING

  30. WARNING EXPLOSIVE NEW EVIDENCE

  31. WARNING EXPLOSIVE NEW EVIDENCE May blow the shit out of your mind, and/or offend the bejesus out of you…

  32. Don't get mad at Sarah...... Get mad at the RURU!

  33. This is not noble. Or a Bird

  34. This is not noble. Or a Bird Or even normal

  35. The Ruru…

  36. GENERAL ASSHOLE

  37. GENERAL ASSHOLE NOT NOBLE

  38. I WIN.

  39. I WIN. THE END

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