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The Naughty Coupon Book

The Naughty Coupon Book. Your free coupons of pleasure begin here… Can you handle it…?. One Tantalizing Massage. This coupon is good for 1 sensual massage of your choice…

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The Naughty Coupon Book

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  1. The Naughty Coupon Book Your free coupons of pleasure begin here… Can you handle it…?

  2. One Tantalizing Massage • This coupon is good for 1 sensual massage of your choice… • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be physically presented to be redeemed. Time period may not exceed over 40 minutes. One article of clothing must be removed in order to be deemed valid. Lotions, oils, etc are not included. Expires February 13, 2011.

  3. A Sexy Outfit of Your Choice • What would you like me to wear? Your fantasy, my command. • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be physically presented to be redeemed. Special outfits must be provided free of cost. No leather or material that will cause a loss of breathing. • Expires February 11, 2011

  4. One Racy Romp • Me and You. Anytime. Anywhere. • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be physically presented to be redeemed. Foreplay must be used in advance. No weird fetishes may be unleashed and any toys, role-playing, etc must be approved at coupon giver’s discretion. • Expires February 13, 2011

  5. 25 Kisses • This Coupon allows for 25 kisses at any location of your choice. • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be physically presented for redemption. This coupon excludes this certain specificity of affection in front of company and/or very large crowds. These 25 kisses may not be received all at once (together) as a make-out session. Expires February 13, 2011.

  6. Any Movie, Anytime • DISCLAIMER: This coupon must be presented physically to be redeemed. Excludes any ridiculously dumb ass movies. Cannot conflict with redeemer’s prior plans. Free popcorn, drink and/or candy is not included. Don’t try it. Expires February 13, 2011.

  7. One Sexy Shower • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be presented physically to be redeemed. This coupon may not be used to lead to any sexual activity.* Pressure upon using this coupon is strictly prohibited. Coupon may not be used if redeemer is sick, tired, and/or not in right moods in any way, shape or form. Coupon may be used if and only if ample time is given to execute coupon. Expires February 13, 2011. • * Unless otherwise allowed by redeemer…

  8. Get out of the Dog House Free • At Redemption, this coupon requires the complete forgiveness of minor – to- midsize personal fouls. • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be physically presented for redemption. Coupon can be used solely for matters of forgetfulness, thoughtlessness, laziness, stupidity or timeliness. Duplicity, conspiracy, covert actions, or extra relational contacts are strictly excluded from the bounds of this coupon. Use wisely. Expires February 13, 2011.

  9. One Romantic Evening • DISCLAIMER: Coupon must be presented physically to be redeemed. Time must be allotted to prepare. Flower(s) must be brought to execute coupon otherwise the coupon is not valid. Remember, romantic does not mean expensive. It is the decision of the redeemer as to how the evening is deemed “romantic”. Expires February 13, 2011.

  10. One Shopping Day Cut Short • DISCLAIMER: Present this coupon physically in order to be redeemed. This coupon entitles you to have the power to cut a shopping day short. Cutting the day short in the middle of a store is strictly prohibited. Prevention from letting redeemer finish purchasing is also prohibited and can result in an immediate revocation of coupon. Expires February 13, 2011.

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