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  1. The Dumb Zone: A snarky look at your Obsessive Climbing Disorder

  2. The Dumb Zone: A snarky look at your Obsessive Climbing Disorder Sinopsis : The Death Zone: a 26,000-ft summit with too little oxygen for survivalThe Dumb Zone: that delirious, climbing-obsessed space between your earsWhere do you fall within the Dumb Zone? Dopey beginner? Gonzo hill climber? Rockhead? Elite hard-guy/gal with a death wish? Let&#8217sbe brutally honest about your climbing status. You won&#8217tget anything out of this book unless you know where you stand.Actually, you might not get anything out of this book except a few laughs. Brutally honest just sounds really badass. And badass is what climbing&#8217sall about.[[ A confession from the author Speaking of &#8220brtally&#8221&#8211it&#8217sbrutally hard to write a sales pitch that doesn&#8217tsuck. What do I know about getting high on boulders, rock walls and mountains? All it took was a chance encounter with one story about this suicidal sport to send me bingeing on every climbing-related book, movie and website in existence. Thanks to a warped sense of humor, this obsession morphed me into the Don Rickles of climbing.So let&#8217sget on with it. I hope the rest of this pitch doesn&#8217tseem too lame.Leah Carson ]]Among the topics you&#8217llfind in The Dumb Zone: &#8220AwF#@* It, Dude. Let&#8217sGo Bouldering.&#8221Beaying: the Three Stooges MethodStop Whining and Start Packing: 10 EssentialsWhat to Expect When You&#8217reEverest-ingAre You Smarter Than an Avalanche?&#8220He, Askole!&#8221Fifteen Ways To Leave Your LifetimeThere&#8217seven a quiz, &#8220Dicover Your High-Q,&#8221that determines your status in the food chain with multiple-choice questions like this.After a long climbing

  3. session, you like to&#8230a go home and play videogames online.b) get plastered with buddies around a campfire.c) rappel down to the base and start all over again.d) hang upside down in a bivy sack battered by an ice storm at 18,000 ft. So take a chance, eh? This paperback is almost worth it at 14.80. And if you can guess the hidden meaning behind 14/80, you&#8217llbe the smartest piece of debris in the avalanche field.

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  6. The Dumb Zone: A snarky look at your Obsessive Climbing Disorder copy link in description The Death Zone: a 26,000-ft summit with too little oxygen for survivalThe Dumb Zone: that delirious, climbing-obsessed space between your earsWhere do you fall within the Dumb Zone? Dopey beginner? Gonzo hill climber? Rockhead? Elite hard-guy/gal with a death wish? Let&#8217sbe brutally honest about your climbing status. You won&#8217tget anything out of this book unless you know where you stand.Actually, you might not get anything out of this book except a few laughs. Brutally honest just sounds really badass. And badass is what climbing&#8217sall about.[[ A confession from the author Speaking of &#8220brtally&#8221&#8211it&#8217sbrutally hard to write a sales pitch that doesn&#8217tsuck. What do I

  7. know about getting high on boulders, rock walls and mountains? All it took was a chance encounter with one story about this suicidal sport to send me bingeing on every climbing-related book, movie and website in existence. Thanks to a warped sense of humor, this obsession morphed me into the Don Rickles of climbing.So let&#8217sget on with it. I hope the rest of this pitch doesn&#8217tseem too lame.Leah Carson ]]Among the topics you&#8217llfind in The Dumb Zone: &#8220AwF#@* It, Dude. Let&#8217sGo Bouldering.&#8221Beaying: the Three Stooges MethodStop Whining and Start Packing: 10 EssentialsWhat to Expect When You&#8217reEverest-ingAre You Smarter Than an Avalanche?&#8220He, Askole!&#8221Fifteen Ways To Leave Your LifetimeThere&#8217seven a quiz, &#8220Dicover Your High-Q,&#8221that determines your status in the food chain with multiple-choice questions like this.After a long climbing session, you like to&#8230a go home and play videogames online.b) get plastered with buddies around a campfire.c) rappel down to the base and start all over again.d) hang upside down in a bivy sack battered by an ice storm at 18,000 ft. So take a chance, eh? This paperback is almost worth it at 14.80. And if you can guess the hidden meaning behind 14/80, you&#8217llbe the smartest piece of debris in the avalanche field.

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