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FC. 114 THE WOMEN’S MOVEMENT I (c.1800-1920)

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FC. 114 THE WOMEN’S MOVEMENT I (c.1800-1920)

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  1. Our granddaughter Clementine surrounded by an army of Pinnochios that I foolishly brought back from Italy. The crazy little wooden puppets, bitter over their subhuman status, kidnapped Clementine and took her to Italy. I tracked them down by gaining the passenger lists of all flights to Italy, finding one listing no fewer than 14 passengers named Pinnochio and an unidentified baby. I caught them on the streets of Rome as they laboriously were trying to carry a baby into a puppet shop. The only apparent effect on Clementine was an unnatural tendency to gnaw on wood. Her first word when she learned to talk was buzzsaw.

  2. FC. 114 THE WOMEN’S MOVEMENT I (c.1800-1920) MC women at home  do the shopping  Targeted by advertisers More soc. mobility w/sports & less confining fashions Women’s growing visibility & status  Growing support for women’s rights More women in “female” jobs as teachers, secr’s, etc. Women’s efforts in other causesRealize they can fight for their own rt’s: Women pursue univ. educ’s Suffrage movement to get the vote MC women at home more literate & aware of Soc. Can get involved in charitable causes Late medieval women’s relatively higher status (FC.71A) Traditional gender roles Strong resistance to change (FC.6) Belief that Enl. ideas should also apply for women  Women involved in Fr. Rev. Hopes for their own rts.  Napoleon knocks women’s status back down Greater differentiation of sexes in 1800s (FC.100A) Ind. Rev Less need for men’s phys. strength (FC.111) Tradition that both men and women work on the farm (FC.4) Women compete w/men for jobs Many women pushed out of “male” occupations Ind RevBirth of consumer soc. (FC.117) Ind RevMore leisure for MC women (FC.117) World War I  Women more essential to econ. (FC.127) World War I  Women more essential to econ. (FC.127) Women win vote in many developed countries by 1925, but continue to struggle through 1900s for econ. & soc. equality (FC.148A)

  3. Before we get started, let’s get one thing straight about the proper way to dance. This is the proper way.

  4. This is extremely vulgar. So remember kids: GRINDING IS BAD!

  5. VICTORIAN MORALS

  6. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning.

  7. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman

  8. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late"

  9. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone

  10. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st

  11. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress

  12. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding

  13. VICTORIAN MORALS - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon

  14. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl

  15. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room.

  16. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear

  17. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue

  18. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug

  19. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug • Lady being called on can send message she isn't home

  20. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug • Lady being called on can send message she isn't home • People with the same eye or hair color or body-type shouldn’t marry each other

  21. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug • Lady being called on can send message she isn't home • People with the same eye or hair color or body-type shouldn’t marry each other • All men in a room should stand if there is one woman standing.

  22. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug • Lady being called on can send message she isn't home • People with the same eye or hair color or body-type shouldn’t marry each other • All men in a room should stand if there is one woman standing. • A man shouldn’t take something from a lady who is standing.

  23. VICTORIAN MORALS • - A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • - A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman • - Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late" • - Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone • - Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st • - In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress • - Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM-> wedding breakfast afterward • -> Throw shoes at couple after the wedding • - Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl • - Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should • be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other • furniture in the room. • - "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " for underwear • - Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue • - People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days-> drip on rug • Lady being called on can send message she isn't home • People with the same eye or hair color or body-type shouldn’t marry each other • All men in a room should stand if there is one woman standing. • A man shouldn’t take something from a lady who is standing. • Widows in mourning should wear black for two years; one year for a child or parents; • 6 months for a sibling; 2 months for and aunt or uncle

  24. VICTORIAN MORALS • A lady never wears pearls or diamonds in the morning. • A lady should never dance more than 3 dances w/same gentleman. • Guests should arrive precisely 15 min. after dictated hr->"fashionably late”. • Unmarried ladies under 30 may not be w/man or go anywhere without a chaperone. • Meeting in street-> man must wait for lady to acknowledge him 1st. • In a carriage, never sit next to a lady you're not related to & don’t step on her dress. • Weddings should be in AM or at least by 3PM with a wedding breakfast afterward. Upon departure for the honeymoon, guests throw shoes at the couple. • Esp. proper couples bring lady friend of the bride's on the honeymoon. • Victorian euphemisms: dark & white meat for legs & breast of fowl. Otherwise use “limb” instead of “leg”, even if discussing a table limb, which should be covered with a tablecloth to protect the virtue of the table and any other innocent furniture in the room. • "Unmentionables" or "white sewing " should be used instead of “underwear” • Visitors to museums should be separated by gender in case there is a nude statue. • People calling shouldn't bring dogs or kids, or call on wet days and drip on the rug. • A lady being called on can send down a message that she isn't home. • People with the same eye or hair color or body-type shouldn’t marry each other. • All men in a room should stand if there is one woman standing. • A man shouldn’t take something from a lady who is standing. • Widows in mourning should wear black for two years; one year for a child or parents; 6 months for a sibling; 2 months for and aunt or uncle. (15 seconds for a hamster) • Victorian ladies were expected to make six wardrobe changes a day, depending on the activity: walking, visiting (“calling”), receiving (visitors), morning, mourning, traveling, shooting, golfing, swimming, concerting, dining, dancing, etc.

  25. General, not absolute, tendencies in & differences b/w men & women Diff. gender roles, but w/little diff. in status Men are generally bigger & stronger than women Coop. & verbal socializing Strong bonds b/w women Emotional satisfaction coming from children Added companionship & security of family life Stalking & waiting for game require: Long periods of staying quiet Intensely focusing on one thing Women must gather while also: Looking out for predators Keeping track of several children Discourages verbal socializing that could scare off game FC.3 A POSSIBLE SCENARIO FOR THE EVOLUTION OF THE FAMILY & GENDER ROLES Evolution of larger brain & head (FC.2) Hominids forced into the savannah (FC.2) Scavenging for meat & gathering berries, grains, etc.by men & women “Premature” births of babies with smaller heads to ease pain of birth Men ‘s brains also adapted to family life & child care (FC3B) Successful scavenging Taste for meat  Males actively hunt while females watch children & gather plants for food Helpless at birth Dependent on mothers for longer time Mothers need help of the fathers to support the children Year-round mating replaces yearly estrus cycle in some females Specialized roles as men who hunt & women gather food & watch children Those females attract males all the time Males share food with them & their children Complementary roles of men & women Much more need for coop. & sharing More permanent pair bonding as men get attached to other aspects of family life: Brains geared to nurturing & fostering social relationships (FC3A) Brains adapted to focus on 1 problem & block out other stimuli (FC3B) Agric.  Some separation in status b/w men and women (FC.4)

  26. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

  27. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

  28. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

  29. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

  30. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

  31. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

  32. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.

  33. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man & means that she wants to think long & hard before paying you back for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" & used in conjunction with a raised- eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

  34. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man & means that she wants to think long & hard before paying you back for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" & used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. "Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

  35. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man & means that she wants to think long & hard before paying you back for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" & used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. "Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". "Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.

  36. A Male Survival guide to Woman-speak “Fine": This word is used at the end of any argument that the woman feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually indicates the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man & means that she wants to think long & hard before paying you back for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" & used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in somemighty big trouble. "Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". "Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome. "Thanks a lot": This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

  37. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability

  38. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now

  39. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye

  40. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system.

  41. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it.

  42. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it. Oh: Oh

  43. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it. Oh: Oh That’s Okay: That’s Okay

  44. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it. Oh: Oh That’s Okay: That’s Okay Please do: Isn’t etiquette funny?

  45. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it. Oh: Oh That’s Okay: That’s Okay Please do: Isn’t etiquette funny? Thanks: Thanks

  46. A Female Survival guide to Man-speak Fine: good looking, sexy Also, a man will say, "I'm fine," even when being tortured by Zulu warriors. It's in his nature not to reveal weakness because that betrays vulnerability Five minutes: now Go ahead (with raised eyebrows): “Go ahead. I’ve got something in my eye Loud sigh: Boy, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Soft sigh: Don’t worry. You won’t be able to smell it. Oh: Oh That’s Okay: That’s Okay Please do: Isn’t etiquette funny? Thanks: Thanks Thanks a lot: Thanks a lot

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