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DAFFYNITIONS. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS.
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. DAFFYNITIONS
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DAFFYNITIONS
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. DAFFYNITIONS
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. DAFFYNITIONS
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. DAFFYNITIONS
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. DAFFYNITIONS
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. DAFFYNITIONS
MYTH: A female moth. DAFFYNITIONS
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all. DAFFYNITIONS
RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn. DAFFYNITIONS
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. DAFFYNITIONS
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. DAFFYNITIONS
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. DAFFYNITIONS
TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices. DAFFYNITIONS
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. DAFFYNITIONS
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. DAFFYNITIONS
Remember the weapon that you use to defend your country with was supplied by the lowest bidder.