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Discover the intricate hierarchy of the jungle through military ranks analogy. From swift Gazelles to powerful Elephants, each animal plays a vital role. Learn about the behaviors and characteristics as they navigate the dangerous terrain. A fun and educational guide to understanding the dynamics of leadership and survival in the wild.
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The “Jungle” A guide to military ranks
Gazelles = Ensigns • Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions” • Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction • The slow and weak are frequently slain
Cheetah = LTJG • Loner, feisty • Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal
Lions = Lieutenants • Hunts in packs • Can bring down a larger animal with coordination • Easily slays the “cheetah”
Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders • Aging, slower beast, but- • Cannot be brought down by a single “Lion”
Hippopotamus = Commanders • Slow and cumbersome on land • Safe in own environment • Lays low to avoid enemies
Elephants = Captains • Rules the “Jungle” • Impossible to bring down except by his own vials.
Hyena = Chief Petty Officer • Laughs continuously at the “Cheetah” • Helps the “Lions” complete the kill on larger animals
Sloth = Warrant Officer • Skilled in one area only • Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions
Dung Beetle = Sailor • Forced to deal with the “crap” created by other animals