Chireiden

1. Chireiden Look at those obscure references you will never understand,

2. Plants In Chireiden we have 2 plants. The Koishi Plant and the Satori Plant. The plants are usually 10 meters tall. The center of the plants are the heart/eye of the plant and if it is damaged, the plant will die. There are also rumours of these plants having mind reading abilities. Koishi Plant Satori Plant

3. Food The Koishi Plant doesn’t have any edible parts at all. So the people cut off some parts of the Koishi Plant and use those parts to make a fishing rod or a spear. You can use the spear to get fish (spear fishing is cool) and hunt animals. The fishing rod is for getting fish (duh). For the Satori Plant, there is some edible parts. Like those hearts. They are mindberries. Mindberries can grow very fast. One Satori Plant can grow up to 3600 mindberries in 1 hour (1 mindberry per second).

4. Time The “eye” on the plants can change colour depending on the amount of light it absorbs. The Satori Plant absorbs sunlight and can change from red to yellow. The Koishi Plant absorbs moonlight and can change from purple to blue (it’s barely noticeable because it’s night and I’m lazy) .

5. Language The people in Poncholand aren’t very original, so they made a language called “Ponchobi”. To speak Ponchobi you have to merge 2-4 words into one word. Like a portmanteau. For example : rotana = rotten banana.

6. Alphabet Our alphabet is kind of like the english alphabet but one of our plants “eye” are somewhere on the letter, our alphabet is kind of like the pokemon “Unown”. For example, this is banana written in our alphabet :

7. Clothing The Koishi Plant’s leaves are rougher than the Satori Plant’s leaves. So people usually sew the Satori Plant’s leaves together than the Koishi Plant’s leaves. Unless said person is a masochist. We can make a variety of clothes. We usually sell these clothes (especially the ponchos) because we have a lot of them. Poncho Model, SquidwartTentacools

8. Economy Chireiden sells lots and lots of ponchos (Section Clothing). It’s right in the name. There are tons of poncho shops. Fun fact : there are more poncho shops than people living in Chireiden. The most well known poncho shop is called “Pancho’s Ponchos”. People from many civilizations come here to buy our ponchos. I have made a huge mistake.

9. Shelter People can make shacks that can be used as shelter. Since our plants are very big, we can cut them down and get a lot of resources to build our shack. Luckily, the plants can grow back its parts (kind of like a starfish) as long as you don’t damage the center part. The Koishi Plant is stronger than the Satori Plant, so it is recommended to build your shack out of the Koishi Plant unless you want your roof to fall on your head. This is what happens when you use the Satori Plant to build.

10. Games One of our games is called “Boshi”. There are 2 players for this game. One player has a very long (long) needle and the other player has a large (large) bowl filled with food. The player with the bowl throws the food towards the other player with the needle. The player with the needle tries to skewer the food with the needle. The player with the bowl keeps throwing food until the player with the needle misses. Then they switch positions. The player with the most food skewed wins.

11. Transport We can make mediocre segways out of our plants. The scooters use electricity. The battery for our segway is the “eye” on one of our two plants because the “eye” absorbs light and converts it into electricity somehow (miracles) and the stem of the plants are a great conductor for some reason (miracles). We make the body of the segway from the cut down plants. The rest of the things needed are bought from other civilizations. Then we go zoom zoom.

12. I am finished this presentation I don’t know what to write for this slide, so I would say “bye” but that is too much work. Jon said that this was too mainstream. Jon doesn’t care. He loves it soo much that he decided to not care about it.