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The Mountain Lesson: A Humorous Take on Jesus’ Teachings

This creative reinterpretation presents a humorous twist on Jesus’ famous Beatitudes. As He teaches His disciples powerful lessons on humility, justice, and perseverance, their amusing reactions reveal a relatable struggle with understanding deep spiritual concepts. With questions about note-taking, test relevance, and real-world application, the disciples' banter contrasts the profound wisdom of Jesus' teachings. This lighthearted narrative invites readers to reflect on the challenges of grasping faith and spirituality amidst life’s complexities.

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The Mountain Lesson: A Humorous Take on Jesus’ Teachings

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  1. The Lessonby an anonymous author

  2. Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them saying:

  3. Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. • Blessed are the meek. • Blessed are they that mourn. • Blessed are they who thirst for justice. • Blessed are you when persecuted. • Blessed are you when you suffer. • Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven…

  4. Then Simon Peter said: “Do we have to write this down? • And Andrew said, “Are we supposed to know this?” • And James said, “Will this be on the test?” • And Phillip said, “Will you post this to BlackBoard?” • And John said, “The other disciplines didn’t have to learn this.” • And Matthew said, “Are you going to let us out on time today?” • And Judas said, “What does this have to do with the real world?”

  5. Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plan and inquired of Jesus’ learning objectives in both the cognitive and behavioral domains.

  6. Jesus wept…and decided to return to carpentry

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