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RPG. By the Dude. 1. You come to an old castle. A guard asks who you are. You… Stab him with your sword Tell him your name Go North. Stab Him with sword. You stab him and run into the castle. A giant approaches you. You… Attack the Giant Go North Go South. Tell him Name.
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RPG By the Dude
1 You come to an old castle. A guard asks who you are. You… Stab him with your sword Tell him your name Go North
Stab Him with sword You stab him and run into the castle. A giant approaches you. You… Attack the Giant Go North Go South
Tell him Name You tell him your name and he lets you in. you… Go North Go South Go to the bathroom
Attack Giant • You attack the giant and die.
Go North You go north and fall into a dungeon with a evil dungeon man with an ax. You… Fight the Dungeon Man Throw your sword at the net of boulders above the dungeon man Jump out of the dungeon
Jump out of dungeon You jump out of dungeon. A giant approaches. You… Go south Go north (back into dungeon) Attack giant
Fight the Dungeon Man • He chops yur head off. U died.
Go South You go south and find a dragon. You… • Throw a spear at it from a distance • Attack it with your Sword • Shoot it with a shotgun
Throw Sword at net of boulders You throw yur sword at the net of boulders and the boulders crush the dungeon man. Your options are- • Left in dungeon • Right in dungeon • Climb up boulders out of dungeon
Right • You go right. You… Go right Go left
Right2 • You enter a room with four doors. You go in the right Right2 Left Left2
Right 2 Win • You go to the second right and behold thy holy hand grenade that blows you up and then you survive and find the holy grail!!! • YAY
Dennis • Dennis likes cheese even though he is Estonian Go North Go South Go to the bathroom
Left 2 You get out of the dungeon. You… Go To the bathroom Go South Dennis
Climb up boulders out of dungeon You get out of the dungeon. You… Go To the bathroom Go South Dennis
Left death • You go left and get killed by a trap
right • You go right. You go… Left Right
left • You go left You go… Left Right
Left • You go left and get caught in a spider web. • You.. • Shoot it with a shotgun • Jump out of dungeon
Throw spear from Distance • Your spear kills the dragon You… • Go north • Go south • Dennis
Shoot with shotgun • Stupid! There are no shotguns in medieval times. Just laptops and iPods!!! The monster killed you.
Attack it with Sword You attack with yur sword and it burns you into a roast.
Go to the Bathroom You head toward the bathroom and you are attacked by an octopus. You… Slice it up with your sword Shoot it with a shotgun
Slice it up with sword You slice up the octopus and use the bathroom. You… Go North Go South Dennis