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Best Funny Text messages and Picture messages for a Cute Smile for whatsapp “Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hai? Girl: 20 years Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi? Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti hai. A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, „Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai!‟ It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means „BeCause‟!” “Boy:- Kya kal rat tum party me thi..? Girl:- Boy:- Yeh kya!!! Girl:- Ha thi.. ” “Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi, Wo to Kahin nahi mili, Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai.. Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha, Ye to Mere Signature hen..;” “Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila. Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola: "Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa" Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do. Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen. Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do. Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double...;-)” “At a wedding Me: Aage ka kiya plan hai? Cousin: pehle engineering, phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap? Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai.”
“Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.” “Guy : ek challenge dun? Airtel 4G Girl : ok Guy : ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao Airtel 4G girl (after 2 min) : Kuch to gadbad hai Guy : Gadbad nahi G.T.U hai.” Here we have added some Whatsapp Funny text messages. Contact Details := Company Name : Whatsappguru Address : 37- Ramdevkrupa Society, Adinathnagar Odhav, Ahmedabad 382415, Gujarat, India Contact Person : Gaurang Panchal Phone : +91 9016026942 Email id : whatsappguru14@gmail.com Website : http://www.whatsappguru.in www.whatsappguru.in