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The cheerleader and the quarterback that go to a party and drink alcohol.

The cheerleader and the quarterback that go to a party and drink alcohol. By: Hannah and Laura. Cheerleaders!!!. Troy . Gender: male Age: 17 Height: 6”2 Weight: 201 Occupation: quarterback Income: intense popularity and macho-ness

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The cheerleader and the quarterback that go to a party and drink alcohol.

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  1. The cheerleader and the quarterback that go to a party and drink alcohol. By: Hannah and Laura

  2. Cheerleaders!!! Troy • Gender: male • Age: 17 • Height: 6”2 • Weight: 201 • Occupation: quarterback • Income: intense popularity and macho-ness • How much he usually drinks: every Friday night at parties • Diet: everything in sight (besides veggies. And seafood.) • Expectations: drinking will make him drunk and make the party more fun and make everyone jealous of how cool he is. • Where she usually drinks: parties after football games

  3. Gabriella • Gender: female • Age: 17 • Height: 5”4 • Weight: 123 • Occupation: Head cheerleader • Income: intense popularity and beauty • How much she usually drinks: every Friday night at parties • Diet: protein shakes (every other day, gotta fit into the size 2 prom dress) • Expectations: drinking will make her drunk and make the party more fun and make everyone jealous of how cool she is. • Where she usually drinks: parties after football games

  4. Once upon a time Waterford’s head cheerleader was named Gabriella. She was dating the quarterback Troy (they were winning every game, it was a good season). Gabriella and Troy dated from freshman year to now, senior year. They were invited to all the parties because they were the most popular kids in school. One Friday night they won the championship football game and were the best team in on earth. Gabriella jumped down from the top of the pyramid into Troy’s arms and they went in his purple (don’t worry, it’s very a very manly shade of purple) corvette. Vrooom!

  5. They drove to Brittney Spears house for a big party. There was lots of alcohol there. Troy drank a beer because he’s tough and manly. Gabriella usually drank wine coolers at parties, but Brittney was too hard core to let people bring wine coolers to her party. Gabriella grabbed a beer. Troy was big and tough and manly so the beer didn’t affect him very fast. However, Gabriella wasn’t eating lately (she wanted to stay in her size 2 figure untill she dropped out of high school, which would be when she and Troy break up because then her life would be over.), so the beer affected Gabriella faster than it affected Troy because Gabriella barely eats and is small and a girl. Troy is very big, hes a guy, and is always eating. Brittney Spear’s house

  6. They both drank 8 beers in 3 hours (they’re hard core, and beer has a low alcohol percentage). They fell asleep in health class so they didn’t know that one beer takes 1 hour to get out of their system. Their (few) brain cells were damaged and dying. They never learned that the alcohol goes from their mouth to their stomach (some alcohol goes into bloodstream) then to the small intestine. The walls of the small intestine soak up the alcohol and it enters the bloodstream. Alcohol circulates throughout the whole body, including the brain. The alcohol beats up the brain. (like GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!). And then the liver takes it’s sweet time changing alcohol into water and c02 at a rate of ½ oz alcohol an hour. The body eliminates this by sweating, urinating, and breathing.

  7. Equation for how much alcohol was in their system: 1 beer = 1 oz alcohol 8 beers = 8 oz alcohol 8oz/ ½ oz=16 16 hours to eliminate alcohol from body. Their expectations of this party were that it was going to be super fun because it was at Brittney Spears house. The setting had loud music, celebrites, dancing, and lots of drunk people. So how expectations and setting affected them was: Gabriella was very drunk, dancy, and happy. Troy was also drunk (though not as easily affected by the alcohol), happy, and extra happy that Gabriella was dancy.

  8. You got me drunk you moron! I can’t hear you, I’m hungover!

  9. Credits!! For pictures!! www.squidoo.com everything-quinnfabray.tumblr.com porpoiseoflife.org wweek.com www.adlibbing.org onlineredlineguide.com www.haironthebrain.com glee.wikia.com www.channel4.com www.styleofeye.com

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