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We have received credible intelligence regarding seven individuals associated with suspicious activities in your office. Six have been apprehended. The identified individuals — Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin, and Bin Butt-Kissin — are currently in custody. The seventh member, Bin Workin, remains at large. It's likely he will be easily recognizable. You are not considered a suspect at this time, so please continue your work as normal and be vigilant for any signs of Bin Workin.
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UNCLASSIFIED *** URGENT BULLETIN *** URGENT BULLETIN *** Be on the lookout! We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.So keep on doing what you Bin Doin! UNCLASSIFIED