Gerkinshnof And the three Blairs By Alec Alexa justin Teddy

1. Gerkinshnof And the three Blairs By Alec Alexa justin Teddy

2. Once upon time there was A boy named Gerkinsnof. One day he took A walk in the dark woods. He came upon A farm And went in. DAHN!DAHN!DAHN!

3. Gerkinsnof was very hungry so he chopped up 3 pigs for some bacon. The first piece of bacon was too soggy, the second piece of bacon was too crunchy, the third piece of bacon was just right. So he ate it all up and had a nice lunch. Then he went to sit down. He sat on a chair and said, “this chair is too hard.” Then he sat on the next chair and said, “this chair is too soft.” Then he sat on the next chair and said, “This chair is just right.” Next he was tired and went upstairs and went into the beds. The first bed was too hard the next bed was too soft the last bed was just right.`

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5. The Blair family saw Gerkinshnof in their bed so they said “Get out of my bed before I call the cops!” He didn’t get out of bed.They sent him to jail for two weeks.He had to do community service for three weeks cleaning toilets in the zoo!!!!This taught him a valuable lesson never to trespass on other peoples’ property.

6. “Hey what is that monster behind you?”,yelled Gerkinshnof.The Blairs were shocked.They turned around and Gerkinshnof escaped out the window. He ran down the hill as fast as he could and lost them in the forest.