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Non-Sequitur

Non-Sequitur. A long time ago-March 2012. It’s almost impossible to follow him . The early years. Non-sequitur, you will be missed dearly. Your conclusions brought on by weak reasoning gave joy to the rest of the world. Your first pet. This is a picture of you in your first math class.

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Non-Sequitur

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  1. Non-Sequitur A long time ago-March 2012 It’s almost impossible to follow him.

  2. The early years • Non-sequitur, you will be missed dearly. Your conclusions brought on by weak reasoning gave joy to the rest of the world. Your first pet. This is a picture of you in your first math class.

  3. Your words we recall… • “Men are human. Mary is human. Therefore, Mary is a man.” • “Last month, a man wearing a green shirt won the lottery. I am wearing a green shirt this month. I guess I’ll win the lottery!” • “After I ate grilled cheese, I got asked out on a date. Therefore, I must eat grilled cheese to have a love life.” • “I’ve heard people on TV say that ‘some women are handsome woman.’ My grandmother said I look handsome. I must be somewhat a woman.” • Oh how we’ll miss your jubilant humor!

  4. Family Non-sequitur was survived by his relatives, until they all died recently in a writing accident. Father: Fallacy of the Undistributed Middle Mother: Affirming the Consequent Brother: Denying the Antecedent Sister: Affirming a Disjunct Cousin: Denying a Conjunct.

  5. Survivors Non-Sequitur is survived by his wife, Shirley Good Reasoning, and his best friend, Barry Correct Conclusion. Shirley and Barry will always have fond memories of Non-Sequitur’s unreasonable arguments and statements, and hope to carry on the memories…only with a bit more backup behind.

  6. Words from survivors and loved ones • “ Non-Sequitur was such a considerate person…whenever anyone was losing an argument, Non-Sequitur would always step in and try to help by backing up their statement with irrelevant reasoning. So kind, the poor dear.” • – Shirley Good Reasoning, Non-Sequitur’s beloved wife. • “Non-Sequitur was a fun guy. His reasoning was ridiculously weak and made me laugh. He always cheered me up. I‘ll miss him.” • –Non-Sequitur’s best friend, Barry Correct Conclusion.

  7. Non-sequitur’s life • Non-Sequitur spent most of his time volunteering in political debates. He was also present in many arguments, disputes, school projects, persuasive essays, advertisements, and everyday conversations. • You could often see Non-Sequitur jumping to conclusions with only a small or weak amount of reasoning, missing the best backup arguments and covering with the worst He would bring out something completely irrelevant, but delightful, into the argument. Following him was like walking a maze.

  8. Goodbye, old friend. • Non-Sequitur, you will be missed dearly. You will forever be in our hearts, but no longer in our arguments. • May you rest in peace.

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