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# FUNNY MATH

FUNNY MATH. YES, YES, IT SEEMS WEIRD BUT... GUESS WHAT . MATH CAN BE FUN!. ...if you understand a joke. OK! TIME FOR JOKES!.

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## FUNNY MATH

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1. FUNNY MATH

2. YES, YES, IT SEEMS WEIRD BUT... GUESS WHAT  MATH CAN BE FUN! ...if you understand a joke

3. OK! TIME FOR JOKES!

4. An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one a half beer, the third one a quarter beer... "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two beers.

5. Q: What does the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt! Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any ε>0!"

6. Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3... Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

7. Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components. Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

8. Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. What is the difference between a Psychotic, a Neurotic and a mathematician? A Psychotic believes that 2+2=5. A Neurotic knows that 2+2=4, but it kills him. A mathematician simply changes the base. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

9. THE END! THANKS FOR LISTENING 

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