Navigating DBA vs. Developer Dynamics for Efficient App Development
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DEV DBA vs
WHAT YOU’LL LEARN: • Nothing • Of • Value
FIRSTLY Developers don’t know jack about databases
SECONDLY DBA’s know nothing about development
THIRDLY They can each do the others jobs
FINALLY They can’t work together
So • who are • you?
we add • microsoft expertise • to your development teams
but mostly • we help customers • get their apps built and deployed
and nearly every • application we see • is attached to a database.
so we see • the pain • from the DBA & DEV relationships
so, • what’s • the problem?
is • this? • it
and, • how • do we fix it?
we’ll • come back • to that…
let’s, • look at • what we hate • about each other.
what • do you • hate about developers?
they dare • to query • your database?
that they • don’t understand • the consequences • of their queries?
that you • can’t tweak • their SQL?
that they think • an empty string • is a null.
perhaps • they blame you • for live application issues?
do you resent that • you are the one • up at 11 PM fixing apps.
when they • are in the • pub?
Oh, • the Schema, • your lovely schema.
the crazy • demands • they place on your schema.
It’s • fair to say • developers are a pain in the…
what • do you • hate about DBA’s?
well, • we love you DBA’s, • really, we do.