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Delve into humorous musings on everyday oddities and paradoxes that make you ponder life's quirks and curiosities. Find delight in nonsensical riddles and amusing conundrums in this collection of silliness.
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them "apartments" • when they’re all stuck • together?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is • called a "near miss"? Shouldn’t it be called a "near hit"?
If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you keep trying to solve Murphy’s Law, will something • keep going wrong?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, • it’s called cargo?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical • situations?
Do bald men wash their head with • soap or shampoo?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the • newspaper?
How can someone be dirt poor, • and another be filthy rich?
What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier • in the same room?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you • went back • would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, • who do you complain to?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture • of a thousand words worth?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the • rabbit?
What happens to • an 18 hour bra • after 18 hours?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where • do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a • coffin?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the • world "up over"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and • dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set • in a pawn-shop?
Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and • where do they keep it?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington • for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people • wear earmuffs?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture • of a running child?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages • of eight?
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to • the counters?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a • diet coke?