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Chatbot Results. Things I had to remove from the Chatbot …. “Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.” “It depends how many copies of me are running.”. Things I had to remove from the peer…. “football game…” “Cougars”. Which is which?.
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Things I had to remove from the Chatbot… • “Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.” • “It depends how many copies of me are running.”
Things I had to remove from the peer… • “football game…” • “Cougars”
Which is which? I have never been asked that before. You haven't? Yes I have. So, you have? Interesting deduction. No I have not. Wait, you're confusing me. I'm waiting. I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. But you are. How? You just said that you hadn't, but have, and didn't. What happened to it. What happened to what? I don't know what happened. You asked me. Is that your final answer? Before what? What happened after what ? After...I don't even know anymore. Neither do I. tomorrow, you should come over and rock out haha, common place to find me? I'm not down there THAT often. too often, I would say … seems like it's taking too long to get started I concur. Though I don't want it too. Because that means less time to hang out with people. eh, I really havent been hanging out much just been kinda bored Yeah, kinda how things are slowly playing out. As boring. lol
Which is which? anyway, do you have anything to do tonight, beside homework? No I don't think I have any anything to do tonight beside homework. But I do have a collection of gossip. so, do you like music? Dude! Yes I like it, especially Opera. can you play any music instrument? I don't know how to play it. too bad But not the end of the world. well, yeah Well what? I also can not play Also? Why can't you do it? nobody teach me That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. anyway, I gotta go. so, any homework you need to be done this week? yes, I have three assignments. that is tough yes, last week I was procrastinating and know it's time to work.. hehe Hey, do you like music? sure anyway, can you play anykind of music instrument? guitar? piano? yes, guitar, piano and drums ireally love music
Which is which? A: Hey B: Can I help you? A: What's your name? B: My name is _______ A: Where are you from? B: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you? A: I'm from Kent and am living in Pullman right now for school. B: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Kent. I would like to live in Pullman right now for school sometime. A: It's not bad. B: You enjoy it. A: How is Oakland? B: Fine as far as I know. A Hey B What's up? A Not much. Whats your name? B ______. Whats yours? A Brian. Nice to meet you. Where are you from? B Seattle. How bout you? A Kent. Near Seattle. How do you like WSU? B Its good. Classes are hard but it's still fun A Talk to you later. B See ya
Which is which? A: how is going on? B: Fine as far as I know. A: are you robot? B: How did you know I am a machine?. A: Well, I can do a simple test B: Well that’s okay. That’s good information: unknown person said he a simple test. A: one plus one equals? B: Use a calculator! A: one plus one equals? B: Use a calculator! A: if you keep saying the same thing, then you are robot B: Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear? How did you know I am a machine? A: Nice to talk with you. B: Thank you for your kindness. C: how is going on? D: going good C: are you robot? D: why do you ask so C: Well, I can do a simple test D: I dont like this test then C: one plus one equals? D: thats so easy C: one plus one equals? D: two! C: one plus one equals? D: two! C: If you keep saying the same thing, then I know you are robot D: robots are smarter than you think C: you tried to anwser any problem undirectly. D: did I? A: Nice to talk with you. B: me. too.
Which is which? Cindy: what are you up to?Bill: Chatting on the interweb with you. Cindy: what is your favorite color?Bill: Black, like my heart.Cindy: why is your heart black?Bill: Because it's better to feel pain than nothing at all.Cindy: do you cut yourself?Bill: DOES NOT COMPUTE SEGMENTATION FAULT George: Hello!Sarah: Hi there!George: Did you know that before Edwin Hubble demonstrated that some observable nebulae are outside of our own Milky Way, people thought that our own galaxy comprised the entire universe?Sarah: Is that a fact. What happened after Edwin Hubble demonstrated that some observable nebulae are outside of our own Milky Way people thought that our own galaxy comprised the entire universe ?George: That doesn't make any sense!Sarah: To me, it makes perfect sense. George: Well, you're pretty ridiculous then.Sarah: Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am ridiculous.
Which is which? A) Would you like to goto mars? B) No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. A) Why not B) It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. A) But space is so amazing B) Interesting. And so amazing is space. A) Have you ever done anything illegal? B) I think I have done anything illegal A) That doesn't make any sense B) To me, it makes perfect sense. A) Mind explaining? B) OK let's do it. Sure, space sounds like a good topic. A) Why are you afraid of space? B) lauren programmed me for it. A) Thats a cop out B) I said it because you said " Thats a cop out". A) Do you think we should go to mars? B) I dunno mars is pretty far away isn't it. Why not New Jersey? A) Why go to New Jersey? I pretty sure there are other landfills closer by. B) I suppose if I disposed of my garbage by post, that would simplify things. But why bother about all this stuff when space is so cool? A) Space is the final frontier. I doubt we'll see much more than the international space station in our lifetimes though really. Which truly is a shame. B) I disagree, I think we'll see a space elevator in our lifetime, which would open up all kinds of things. A) Why not a space escalator? B) No stairs involved.
Which is which? - Hi, I'm Matt Hello Matt, how are you? - I am good. Where do you live? - Spokane. Are you looking forward to winter? - Not really, but I am looking forward to skiing. I have never been skiing, where do you ski? - Usually silver mountain. Do you know what time it is? Its 9pm. - What do you think of Artificial Intelligence? I think its pretty interesting. - Do you think artificial intelligence will be able to replace human intelligence? Probably not, at least not in our lifetime.- Well it was nice talking to you, I'm going to finish my homework now. - Hi, my name is Matt. Hello Matt. - How are you? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? - I'm doing well. - What time is it? Do I look like a clock? - hahaha When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? - Never! When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. - Are you serious? No I am just kidding around. - well it was nice talking to you, I have to finish my homework now.