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The Funniest Quotes on Pets

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The Funniest Quotes on Pets

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  1. The Funniest Quotes on Pets

  2. There definitely is a special bond between a pet and its owner and here at the Mediajist review team we have curated a list of quotes full of wit and wisdom on our furry friends. 1. “Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.” Colette 2. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx 3. “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett 4. “If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” Mark Twain 5. “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” Winston Churchill 6. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” Sigmund Freud 7. “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” Charles de Gaulle

  3. 8. “To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.” Bill Bryson 9. “Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.” Eddie Izzard 10. “If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.” George Bernard Shaw 11. “No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” Kin Hubbard 12. “Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?” Jerry Seinfeld For plenty of good humour and comedy content, check out Mediajist.

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