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Dive into the absurd world of KnightQuest II, where you play as a reincarnated JFK in a quest filled with dark humor and societal commentary. Your decisions are a façade, as the game mocks your autonomy by guiding you through misadventures. Will you embrace your role as the cantankerous Knight or opt for compliance? With the fate of the elemental balance at stake, return the game for a refund or face the consequences! Join the chaos and humor as you navigate this enchanting yet dystopian journey!
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KnightQuest II [PRESS START]
CharacterSelect Arthur TROGDOR!!!!!
Regardless of your decision, you will end up here. Seeing as how communism is affecting all of us, we decided to take away your volition and pick for you instead! You will play as Knight, a past life of former president JFK who by simply mentioning his name will call upon the tides of darkness throughout the countryside. Back toCharacterSelect
So you’re the cantankerous type eh? If you could just acquiesce and be as tractable as the rest of your blind society. This game is not for you! But don’t worry, it’s not too late, go give me in for a refund and maybe we could propitiate our friendship! Returntogamestore Next
Listen, I'm just asking for your compliance, if you don’t return this copy the elemental balance holding our world together will collapse due to your balk nature and adamant determination. I mean, the back of the box did say you could beat this game through camaraderie with the help of a buddy, but that was just the company trying to get you to buy me. Don’t trust the system man.I leave you one last decision:Return me or face the consequences you presumptuous @#$%*!)*#@)%$##$(%$#*(%$#*%&.Return Be a rebel
Thank you fair Knight!!! You have saved our village!!! Oh no, I called your name now the tides of darkness are coming! NOOOOOO!!! Knight Quest III: Three Times the ClickingCOMING SOON