Elf

1. Elf Retold by: Germain

2. Once there was a little baby in an orphanage on Christmas Eve. Santa was making a ruckus coming down the chimney, the little baby stood up in his cradle to see what was going on. Santa didn’t notice the baby and started putting presents under the Christmas tree.

3. When Santa was done he was going to leave when he spotted a plate of cookies and knowing Santa’s habit of eating cookies he went over to the plate and started eating. The baby became very curious and jumped out of the cradle and went into Santa’s sack.

4. By now Santa is done eating the cookies and grabs his sack and leaves for the North Pole. When Santa arrives at the North Pole he sets his sack down and starts to celebrate Christmas with his elves. But Santa starts to hear a strange noise coming from his sack, he goes to open the sack when a baby pops out Santa has no idea what to do with this child he realizes he can’t send him back so Santa gives the baby to one of his most trusted elves Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck gladly takes the baby and names him buddy. As the years go by buddy has been finding it hard to fit in with the other elves but he was trying his best, and trying, and trying, and trying until the time came when he became a man he knew he wasn’t like the other elves. So buddy’s step dad started to feel bad for his step son so he showed him Santa’s sleigh and showed him how it worked. After buddy was feeling more confident in himself and tried to fit in as much as he could.

6. The next day buddy went to work, buddy and the elves were making etch sketch all the elves made 2000 and when inspection came to buddy, buddy had only made 1005 all the elves gasp in shock and buddy was feeling really bad so the inspector comforted buddy and told him it was ok then it was quitting time.

7. When buddy got up from his post to go home he overheard a group of elves talking about how buddy is an outcast and how he can’t get the work done. After buddy decided to go to elf therapy buddy had to not get scared by a jack in the box, buddy went through 100 jack in the box that’s when buddy went to Santa for help Santa gave buddy a picture of his real family so buddy went off to find his real father and mother and or possibly a brother or sister so buddy went off. When buddy came to the big city he was filled with joy and got completely side tracked and started to run in traffic and almost got hit by a car, and ate a bunch of food and spun around like a stupid then he threw up in a trash can.

8. Then some how he got a job at the mall He got really excited but then he got fired because he assaulted a fake Santa Claus but he would always come back to the store. Then eventually buddy found his dad, but buddy’s dad didn’t think he was his son so he took buddy to a doctor for DNA samples to see if buddy was his son.

9. When the tests were over the doctor said that buddy was his son buddy’s dad was shocked and didn’t know what to do with him so he just took him home with him.

10. When buddy got home he met his family, his dad, his mom, and his brother. Buddy’s mom thought having another son was going to be fun but buddy’s dad didn’t think so, he thought of it as just another mouth to feed.

11. Buddy wasn’t welcomed into the family right away but they started to warm up to him. Everyone did but his dad his dad thought buddy was a big screw up but one day buddy’s dad had to take him to work one day and buddy started to make a good impression. But the next day buddy’s dad had to go to an important meeting when buddy barged into the room and started making fun of his dad’s midget boss.

12. But then buddy pushed the limits and got a beat down from the midget, after the beat down buddy’s dad was furious with buddy so buddy ran away. Buddy’s dad had one day to come up with a gimmick for his company but after a while he came up with a gimmick.

13. Buddy ran away into the park and just wondered the pathways until he saw Santa come crashing down buddy went to go see if Santa was ok when Santa told buddy that there was no more Christmas spirit so he couldn’t deliver any presents. Then after a while Santa’s crash landing was on the news then everyone gathered around the sleigh. People still didn’t believe so buddy’s brother started reading from the naughty and nice book from Santa’s sleigh then people started to believe then everyone started singing Christmas songs and Santa sleigh flew off and Santa delivered presents all around the world.

14. THE END Go back to the beginning Alternate ending

15. Alternate ending Santa crashes down into the park and buddy greets Santa. Santa gives buddy bad news that he can’t deliver any presents so Christmas is destroyed. Buddy asked how Santa crashed in the first place Santa said that every one didn’t believe in Christmas anymore so the sleigh ran out of power, “I guess no ones going to have a good Christmas,” said buddy. Just then some robbers came around the corner a saw Santa’s sleigh and they didn’t believe in Santa but after seeing Santa’s sleigh they believed. then one of the robbers had a plan to steal Santa’s sleigh and fly off to someplace warm like Hawaii. So they climbed into Santa’s sleigh and flew off in a flash. “What do we do now Santa,” said buddy, “I don’t know buddy I don’t know. I guess there will be no more Christmas,” replied Santa. THE END Go back to the original ending Go back to the beginning