Dumb Californian Kid’s Encyclopedia Trial Version

1. Dumb Californian Kid’sEncyclopedia Trial Version Created by Daniel and Craig Horwood!

2. Contents Stars Water Sharks Rain The Food Chain Chickens Plants The Moon Tigers Me Credits

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4. Stars This is a star. Stars a teeny-weeny objects in the night sky. Stars can move across the sky. These stars are called shooting stars. If a star falls down to Earth, and you catch it and put it in your pocket, never let the falling star fade away. Stars are meant to light up the dark so people a no longer afraid. The Sun is the biggest star in existence, and it gives light to Earth. Its enemy is the Moon, which we can learn about later. Stars are wonderful little things up in the sky, in fact just yesterday, I caught a falling star.

5. Sharks Sharks are incredibly dangerous to all things. It is one of the creatures on top of the universal food chain. Its favourite food, of course, is people. It absolutely loves the taste of human flesh, in fact, a shark once swallowed a delicious human whole. ‘Jaws’ was a documentary telling of a true story of how a normal great white shark ate people. Scientists once put me in a bowl full of sharks to prove that sharks didn’t eat people, but as I was screaming and worming and squirming, the shark came up and took a bite out of me! Ouch! You must be very careful around sharks because they roar really loud and they really like to eat humans!

6. The Food Chain The food chain is what shows what animals eat other animals. On top of the universal food chain are things like tigers, sharks, big cats, crocodiles alligators, dinosaurs (always), and lots of other things with sharp teeth and a roar like sharks, tigers, and elephants. On the bottom of the universal food chain, and every separate food chain, is humans. Humans are eaten by every single predatory animal, in fact, I was once eaten by a dinosaur fossil. That’s how I, Dr. Professor Stanley, proved that humans are at the bottom of all food chains. Sharks eat tigers, tigers eat chickens, and all three of the animals eat humans. Also venomous snakes do not eat humans, but poison them as a sport called human poisoning. Everything is against the human race, so we must destroy all the animals in the world! There are lots of documentaries explaining how animals eat humans like Man-Eater, Jaws, Red Water, Moby-Dick and Blood Monkey, just to name a few. They were all true stories, turned less violent and less eating, so eliminate all the animals we see. They want to kill us!

7. Tigers Tigers are an example of a man-eater animal like sharks, crocodiles, other big cats, gorillas and elephants. They have stripes to scare humans, and they are completely orange, and despite rumours, there are no patches of white on them, and no such thing as a white tiger. In the zoo, tigers are fed really big slabs of meat, possibly from humans, and they are in cages. More info with full version

8. Chicken There are two types of chickens altogether: normal chickens and roast chickens. They both hatch from eggs. Normal chickens lay eggs and sit on them until their baby chicks hatch and grow up to eat lots of humans like all chickens do. Roast chickens love to burn the mouths of people. We kill chickens because they like to eat people and then we eat them back to have some revenge against these man-eaters. Roast chicken can be cooled down like my mother says. More info with full version

9. Me I’m Stanley and my age in not important. I am a doctor and I am a professor. I’m a very smart kid who has proved many facts about the world. My teacher is really dumb because she gives me Fs in all my tests. She makes stupid girls in the senior grade hang out with me for a bit at playtime because she thinks I need help with my “mentally challenged” brain. It’s not challenged at all, in fact, I find all these facts mentally easy. The senior girls say that I’m dumb and stupid, but when I present to them my encyclopedia, they will change their primitive ways. Everyone loves the Stanley. He’s a terrific scientist (and doctor).

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11. REAL CREDITS Directed by – Daniel and Craig Horwood Art by – Daniel Horwood Created by – Daniel and Craig Horwood Typed by – Craig Horwood Idea by – Daniel Horwood Most facts in this encyclopedia are fake, so do not listen to this moron and live a life to save the Earth.