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LOG ON. Making a wood stove hot. LOG OFF. Too much wood on fire. MONITOR:. Keep'n an eye on the wood stove. DOWN LOAD:. Gitten the farwood off'n the truck. MEGA HERTZ:. When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood. FLOPPY DISC:. Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood. RAM:.

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  1. LOG ON • Making a wood stove hot

  2. LOG OFF • Too much wood on fire

  3. MONITOR: • Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

  4. DOWN LOAD: • Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

  5. MEGA HERTZ: • When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

  6. FLOPPY DISC: • Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

  7. RAM: • That thar thang what splits the farwood

  8. HARD DRIVE: • Gitten home in the winter time

  9. WINDOWS: • Whut to shut when its cold outside

  10. SCREEN: • Whut to shut when its black fly season

  11. BYTE: • Whut dem dang flys do

  12. CHIP: • Munchies fer the TV

  13. MICRO CHIP: • Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

  14. MODEM: • Whatcha do to the hay fields

  15. DOT MATRIX: • Ole Dan Matrix's wife

  16. LAP TOP: • Whar the kitty sleeps

  17. KEYBOARD: • Whar you hang the dang truck keys

  18. SOFTWARE: • Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

  19. MOUSE: • What eats the grain in the barn

  20. MOUSE PAD: • That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

  21. MAINFRAME: • Holds up the barn roof

  22. PORT: • Fancy flatlander wine

  23. ENTER: • Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all

  24. CLICK: • Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

  25. DOUBLE CLICK: • When you cock the double barrel

  26. REBOOT: • Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

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