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Understanding Your Wood Stove: A Down-Home Tech Guide

Dive into the rustic charm of wood stove mechanics with this fun guide! Learn how to effectively manage your stove's heat distribution, keep an eye on the wood content, and know when to load more logs. Discover the ins and outs of winter wood delivery, maintaining your fire, and preventing overloading. This engaging read offers a lighthearted yet informative take on wood stove care, mixing technical jargon with down-home wisdom. Perfect for beginners and seasoned wood users alike.

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Understanding Your Wood Stove: A Down-Home Tech Guide

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  1. LOG ON • Making a wood stove hot

  2. LOG OFF • Too much wood on fire

  3. MONITOR: • Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

  4. DOWN LOAD: • Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

  5. MEGA HERTZ: • When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

  6. FLOPPY DISC: • Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

  7. RAM: • That thar thang what splits the farwood

  8. HARD DRIVE: • Gitten home in the winter time

  9. WINDOWS: • Whut to shut when its cold outside

  10. SCREEN: • Whut to shut when its black fly season

  11. BYTE: • Whut dem dang flys do

  12. CHIP: • Munchies fer the TV

  13. MICRO CHIP: • Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

  14. MODEM: • Whatcha do to the hay fields

  15. DOT MATRIX: • Ole Dan Matrix's wife

  16. LAP TOP: • Whar the kitty sleeps

  17. KEYBOARD: • Whar you hang the dang truck keys

  18. SOFTWARE: • Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

  19. MOUSE: • What eats the grain in the barn

  20. MOUSE PAD: • That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

  21. MAINFRAME: • Holds up the barn roof

  22. PORT: • Fancy flatlander wine

  23. ENTER: • Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all

  24. CLICK: • Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

  25. DOUBLE CLICK: • When you cock the double barrel

  26. REBOOT: • Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

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