Technical specifications • Weight: 3.31Kg, Height: 50.5cm • Head circumference: 33cm • Name:as yet unknown • In-productioncodename:Chavakuk
Labor commenced at 18:00 on the 28th and proceeded for a total of 26 hours (mostly under heavy sedatives, contrary to original plans). • Delivery was ultimately via Caesarian. Apparently, the baby’s head was appropriately due south, but she was forward-looking as opposed to the standard backward-compatible option. I’ve never even heard such a thing is possible before today.
The mother and child are feeling well So is the father, but who cares about him?
Product description • Orit names the following attributes of the baby as resembling the father: • The hair color (thus far) • The eye color (thus far) • Fingernails (!!!) • The characteristic Brand hairline and thumb shape. • She is, needless to say, ecstatic about these.
Product description (cntd) • The father sees absolutely no resemblance between the baby girl and himself. • He is, needless to say, ecstatic about this.
Product description (cntd) • Regarding one thing there is no disagreement, and that’s that this is objectively the most gorgeous baby girl ever. • Judge for yourself.
Next steps, action items and necessary additional research • We are still looking for a name. • The original plan was to ask the girl and be done with it. • This plan was rejected when the baby girl suggested the name “Pi”.
PS • Can anyone explain to me what this sign means?