Were some Cartoon Characters on Drugs??

1. Were some Cartoon Characters on Drugs??

2. GOOFY • The Drug: PCP (hallucinogen) • Goofy is best known for his wacky and excessively happy go lucky demeanor, always peppering conversations with his trademark “ya-huck!” and livening up the mood of those around him. However, Goofy’s moronic personality goes beyond mere stupid optimism and it would not be surprising if PCP had a role to play in his impulsive nature. Maybe that would help this idiot’s occasional superhuman strength as well… • PCP - Symptoms that mimic schizophrenia, such as delusions, hallucinations, paranoia, disordered thinking, and a sensation of distance from one’s environment.

3. Scooby Doo and Shaggy • The Drug: Marijuana • What’s the drug of choice for the hippie and the dog that are always hungry? It’s hard to imagine anything other than marijuana being the culprit here, with Scooby’s constant hunger for snacks being the one constant of every single episode. For that matter, Shaggy (with his stoner van as the group’s primary transportation) seems like a stereotypical burnout himself. What is not conveyed through the cartoon is that Shaggy actually lives in his van, is occasionally employed, and is 32 years old.

4. The Smurfs • The Drug: Magic Mushrooms • Famous for living inside mushroom-shaped homes, the Smurfs could hardly be blamed for – ahem, experimenting with their natural habitats. "Smurfs" may simply be an anagram of the common Americanized English slang term "Shrooms!" The term "Shrooms" is used to refer to hallucenigenic mushrooms used as drugs. See the evidence for yourself: • Reverse the spelling of Smurfs and you get SFRUMS. • Remove the top line off of the F and place it to the right of the letter. (SHRUMS) • Now, pronounce the U as a long U (like the U sounds in the word prune), This is the same sound as the OO sound in words like broom: SHROOMS • It seems obvious now doesn't it? The word "SMURFS" is simply the word "SHROOMS" spelled backwards. If you consider the fact that the Smurfs lived in mushrooms it makes even more sense!

5. Care Bears • The Drug: Acid • Acid trips are known for producing vivid and outrageously colorful images, fanning the flames of fantasy-driven imagination. So it makes perfect sense to assume that the Care Bears, who populate a world of rainbows, fluffy clouds, and talking stars who hand out colored eggs, might be on one big ongoing acid trip. I mean, interacting with stars is just not normal • lsd or acid:Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place,

6. The Road Runner • The Drug: Crystal meth • It would be tempting to ascribe the Road Runner’s speed-demon tendencies to traditional stimulants like cocaine or speed, but this would neglect the local drug culture of Road Runner’s western locale. Everyone knows the desert is “Meth Country.” • Look at him go. And go. And go. And go. And go. And go. And go. Covering the same ground over and over again, day after day after day, avoiding capture by suspending himself in mid-air and running through tunnels that aren't really there. Welcome to the wonderful world of crystal meth. • Crystal Meth is a very pure, smokeable form of methamphetamine. It is a powerful and extremely addictive man-made stimulant. Its use can lead to severe physiological and psychological dependence. 

7. Pepe Le Pew • The smooth-talking Pepé Le Pew is best known for his lady-chasing ways, dropping slick one-liners and making passes at any females he comes across. • Taken in pill form, users sometimes take Ecstasy at “raves,” clubs and other parties to keep on dancing and for mood enhancement. • Users report that Ecstasy produces intensely pleasurable effects — including an enhanced sense of self-confidence and energy. Effects include feelings of peacefulness, acceptance and empathy. Users say they experience feelings of closeness with others and a desire to touch others.

8. Droopy Dog • The Drug: Oxycontin • We all get into depressed moods from time to time, but when it lasts for months or years (decades?!) on end, one begins to suspect other causes. The notorious pain-killing depressant Oxycontin sure seems to explain Droopy Dog’s persistently pessimistic, passive, and downtrodden attitude toward life. • OxyContin is a controlled-release oral formulation of oxycodone hydrochloride. It is available by prescription only and is used to treat moderate to severe pain when around-the-clock pain relief is needed for an extended period of time. It works by changing the way the brain and nervous system respond to pain.

9. Brian Griffin • The Drug: Alcohol • It didn’t take much detective work to trace Brian back to his drug of choice: booze. Those in doubt are encouraged to run a Google Images search, where you will find that 9 out of 10 pictures of Brian show him with a cocktail glass in his hand.

10. Speedy Gonzalez • The Drug: Speed • If you thought there wasn’t room for two speedsters, think again! Speedy Gonzalez joins the Road Runner as another stimulant-hoarding speed freak, this time relying on (big surprise) speed. His favorite stimulant is necessary in helping him to sprint up, down, and every which way • Speed (methamphetamine) releases high levels of the neurotransmitter dopamine, which stimulates brain cells, enhancing mood and body movement. Immediately after smoking or intravenous injection, the Speed user experiences an intense sensation, called a "rush" or "flash", which lasts only a few minutes

11. Yogi Bear • The Drug: Peyote • A true outdoorsman’s cartoon character, it would only be fitting that Yogi Bear indulged in a true outdoorsman’s drug – peyote. The psychedelic drug is found only in deserts, requiring Yogi to travel a bit further than the confines of his friendly forest. But as he is so found of telling us, Yogi is smarter than just “the average bear.” But seriously, what other drug would make one live in a cave and be completely consumed with stealing magical picnic baskets? • Peyote alters perceptions, producing vivid hallucinations, inaccurate estimations of time, and feelings of anxiety.

12. Popeye • Steroids • As anyone familiar with the show can tell you, Popeye has big arms. You see, the whole premise of the show is that Popeye solves all of his problems with muscle. He supposedly built that muscle by eating spinach. I would like to point out, however, that no amount of spinach could make a person's arms that big. Not unless he was stuffing it under his skin, anyway. Popeye was also capable of superhuman feats of strength, like punching through iron and launching fat men into low-earth orbit.

13. Woody Woodpecker • Woody Woodpecker Cocaine • The hyper-speed energy of Woody Woodpecker is just too boundless and frenetic to be the mannerisms of a completely sober cartoon character. I mean, you can’t watch an episode of this classic cartoon – what with Woody bouncing off the walls, eyes all big and dilated – and not start to catch onto the fact that he was snorting something up that beak of his.

14. Chester Cheetah • Chester Cheetah Marijuana • Forget the old cats vs. dog feud – Chester Cheetah would be great friends with Scooby Doo. If this cartoon feline ever took off those patented sunglasses of his, it’s probably fair to say we’d see a couple of dry, bloodshot eyes. And of course, anyone who loves Cheetos as much as that Cheetah has got to have a pretty healthy level of THC circulating through the body.