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mortgage force ™ Conference - 2009

mortgage force ™ Conference - 2009. Kevin Duffy Managing Director. Welcome. Morning Welcome. Morning Welcome. Morning Welcome. COMMUNISM. You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. Morning Welcome. FASCISM. You have two cows.

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mortgage force ™ Conference - 2009

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  1. mortgageforce™ Conference - 2009 Kevin Duffy Managing Director Welcome mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  2. Morning Welcome mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  3. Morning Welcome mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  4. Morning Welcome COMMUNISM You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  5. Morning Welcome FASCISM You have two cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  6. Morning Welcome NAZISM You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  7. Morning Welcome BUREAUCRATIC-ISM (New Labour) You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away….. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  8. Morning Welcome AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  9. Morning Welcome A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  10. Morning Welcome AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  11. Morning Welcome A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  12. Morning Welcome A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  13. Morning Welcome AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  14. Morning Welcome A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  15. Morning Welcome AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy…. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  16. Morning Welcome AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  17. Morning Welcome A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

  18. Morning Welcome THE ROAD AHEAD mortgageforce™ National Conference 2009

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