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Rock Paper Saddam. I’m bored……. I’ve got an idea!!! Let’s play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!. Can I play???. NO!!!. I will choose rock…. … or paper…. … or scissors. YOU WON’T KNOW WHICH!!!. Dude… Say it, don’t spray it!!. Whatever. Let’s play. Saddam: ROCK!!!
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Rock Paper Saddam
I’ve got an idea!!! Let’s play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!
Whatever. Let’s play.
Saddam: ROCK!!! Judge: Two Papers!
Judge: Two papers are better. Two papers cover rock TWICE! Your rock ain’t going nowhere!
Judge: Ok, one paper. Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR!. HAHAAHAAAHA!! Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Tariq Aziz: Saddam is correct. “Tiger Hand” always beats paper.
NYERRRRMMM…. PEN MISSILE!!!!!!!
Judge: That’s it, I’m not playing anymore! There’s no such thing as “Tiger Hand” or “Pen Missile” You’re just making shit up…