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Dilbert’s Salary Theorem

Dilbert’s Salary Theorem. Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power Postulate 2: Time is Money As every engineer knows:. Since, by postulate 1, we know Knowledge = Power, then. Since, by postulate 2, we also know Time = Money, then. Dilbert’s Salary Theorem, cont. Solving for Money we get.

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Dilbert’s Salary Theorem

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  1. Dilbert’s Salary Theorem Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power Postulate 2: Time is Money As every engineer knows: Since, by postulate 1, we know Knowledge = Power, then Since, by postulate 2, we also know Time = Money, then

  2. Dilbert’s Salary Theorem, cont. Solving for Money we get Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

  3. Space Technology and Robotic Systems Developing a TEAMadapted (with permission) fromTeam Power: How to Build and Grow Successful Teamsby Jim TemmeCalifornia Partnership Academies ConferenceMarch 2, 2015Sacramento, CAJohn Galisky – CoordinatorLompoc High SchoolSpace, Technology and Robotic Systemswww.lusd.org/Page2346

  4. Index Card Contact Information • Name • e-mail address • Question / Comment / Reminder • galisky.john@lusd.org • (805) 742-3533

  5. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Team - A group of people who have been empowered to set goals, make decisions, and solve problems and who have the commitment to make changes to implement their goals and decisions. Team Power, by Jim Temme

  6. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems “Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishment toward organizational (goals and) objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.”-- Author Unknown

  7. Space Technology and Robotic Systems Characteristics of a Team Team Power, by Jim Temme

  8. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Trust • Actions speak louder than words • Consistency Team Power, by Jim Temme

  9. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Empowerment • Without authority a team is just a workgroup • Team leader  share power • Team members  take responsibility Team Power, by Jim Temme

  10. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Communication • Do not assume communication occurs when we speak to each other Team Power, by Jim Temme

  11. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Embracing Innovation & Creativity • Open Communication • Team must be willing to experiment • Mistakes will occur but mistakes provide growth stimulus. Doing nothing promotes decay. “Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- Earl Wilson -- Team Power, by Jim Temme

  12. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Leadership • Coach – provide direction • Counselor – listen to ideas, concerns, & needs • Catalyst Team Power, by Jim Temme

  13. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Decision Making • Continuous improvement • Problem solving • Decide and ACT!! Team Power, by Jim Temme

  14. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Awareness of Need to Change • Change is uncomfortable • It takes work to develop new habits and break old ones. Team Power, by Jim Temme

  15. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Training • Working as a team means that we are doing something different. • Doing things differently requires training. Doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results is Insanity. Team Power, by Jim Temme

  16. A Z P B R W O N K M S Q D Y E G F H T I J U V X L

  17. X F O P Y G D H N A T I U J C K S Q R W L V Z M B

  18. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Integrated Personalities • T argeted • E nthusiastic • A ccommodating • M editative Team Power, by Jim Temme

  19. Targeted • Focuses on team goals and results • Expects team to take action and be decisive • Encourages risk taking • Expresses own opinions and feelings freely to the team • Doesn’t encourage a lot of interpersonal team member involvement • Competitive Team Power, by Jim Temme

  20. Enthusiastic • Focuses on people and team member relationships • Enjoys teamwork and people involvement • Encourages team innovation • Considers team member facts, opinions, and ideas • Gets team members to do things by using persuasion more than power • Optimistic Team Power, by Jim Temme

  21. Accommodating • Focuses on team harmony and steadiness • Creates a team climate of trust, dependability, and security • Listens sincerely to team member feedback and ideas • Tends to be more careful and contemplative with goals and actions the team should consider • Open and considerate Team Power, by Jim Temme

  22. Meditative • Focuses on team analysis, facts, and detail • Encourages the team to plan strategically and to focus on tasks • Creates a climate where team rules are encouraged and followed • Encourages the team to solve problems through effective analysis • Doesn’t encourage team spirit as much as team process • Contemplative and reserved Team Power, by Jim Temme

  23. Targeted ·         Focuses on team goals and results ·         Expects team to take action and be decisive ·         Encourages risk taking ·         Expresses own opinions and feelings freely to the team ·         Doesn’t encourage a lot of interpersonal team member involvement ·         Competitive Enthusiastic ·         Focuses on people and team member relationships ·         Enjoys teamwork and people involvement ·         Encourages team innovation ·         Considers team member facts, opinions, and ideas ·         Gets team members to do things by using persuasion more than power ·         Optimistic Meditative ·         Focuses on team analysis, facts, and detail ·         Encourages the team to plan strategically and to focus on tasks ·         Creates a climate where team rules are encouraged and followed ·         Encourages the team to solve problems through effective analysis ·         Doesn’t encourage team spirit as much as team process ·         Contemplative and reserved Accommodating ·         Focuses on team harmony and steadiness ·         Creates a team climate of trust, dependability, and security ·         Listens sincerely to team member feedback and ideas ·         Tends to be more careful and contemplative with goals and actions the team should consider ·         Open and considerate Team Power, by Jim Temme

  24. Targeted Under stress: tends to be controlling Needs: Control, fast pace, independence, accomplishment Fears: Being taken advantage of Team Power, by Jim Temme

  25. Enthusiastic Under stress: tends to be impulsive Needs: Recognition, approval, fast pace, involvement, fun Fears: Being disliked Team Power, by Jim Temme

  26. Accommodating Under stress: tends to be indecisive Needs: Personal assurance, comfort, direction, sincerity, slower methodical pace Fears: Conflict Team Power, by Jim Temme

  27. Meditative Under stress: tends to withdraw Needs: To be right, slow pace for processing information, accuracy, time to be alone Fears: Being wrong, quick change without substantiation Team Power, by Jim Temme

  28. Targeted ·         Focuses on team goals and results ·         Expects team to take action and be decisive ·         Encourages risk taking ·         Expresses own opinions and feelings freely to the team ·         Doesn’t encourage a lot of interpersonal team member involvement ·         Competitive Under stress: tends to be controlling Needs: Control, fast pace, independence, accomplishment Fears: Being taken advantage of Enthusiastic ·         Focuses on people and team member relationships ·         Enjoys teamwork and people involvement ·         Encourages team innovation ·         Considers team member facts, opinions, and ideas ·         Gets team members to do things by using persuasion more than power ·         Optimistic Under stress: tends to be impulsive Needs: Recognition, approval, fast pace, involvement, fun Fears: Being disliked Goals People Meditative ·         Focuses on team analysis, facts, and detail ·         Encourages the team to plan strategically and to focus on tasks ·         Creates a climate where team rules are encouraged and followed ·         Encourages the team to solve problems through effective analysis ·         Doesn’t encourage team spirit as much as team process ·         Contemplative and reserved Under stress: tends to withdraw Needs: To be right, slow pace for processing information, accuracy, time to be alone Fears: Being wrong, quick change without substantiation Accommodating ·         Focuses on team harmony and steadiness ·         Creates a team climate of trust, dependability, and security ·         Listens sincerely to team member feedback and ideas ·         Tends to be more careful and contemplative with goals and actions the team should consider ·         Open and considerate Under stress: tends to be indecisive Needs: Personal assurance, comfort, direction, sincerity, slower methodical pace Fears: Conflict Work Quickly Work Slowly Team Power, by Jim Temme

  29. SAME “group think” everyone values the same codes and behaviors DIFFERENT more creative make better decisions more conflict Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Same or Different???? Team Power, by Jim Temme

  30. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems 6 Stages of a Project • Enthusiasm • Disillusionment • Panic • Search for the Guilty • Punishment of the Innocent • Praise for Non-Participants

  31. Characteristics of a Team

  32. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems 4 Stages of Team Development • Goal setting • Planning • Taking action • Getting results & focusing on new goals Team Power, by Jim Temme

  33. Space, Technology and Robotic Systems Motivation Most issues of motivation can be addressed by team leaders creating the proper environment. The price of greatness is responsibility -- Winston Churchill -- Team Power, by Jim Temme

  34. Space Technology and Robotic Systems Common Attitudes that Kill Progress • “It won’t work for our team.” • “We’ve tried that before.” • “It’s too radical a change.” • “You’re two years ahead of your time.” • “That’s not our problem.” • “The Board would never go for it.” • “Let’s shelve it for the time being.” • “Let’s form a committee.”

  35. Space Technology and Robotic Systems If team members fear making wrong decisions … they will make only “safe” decisions. No growth…No progress Motivation does not last, … but the decisions we make while motivated just might.

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