Film Pitches

1. Film Pitches

2. Pitch no.1 Anchor man with it’s pants down The news anchor Bill McFascist reappears in his show Pro America but the studio deems what he’s doing too controversial and to fix this fire him and replace him with a more liberal anchor man.Shortly afterwards World War 3 strikes the world and during the chaos and bombs the new anchor man is put in hospital... The studio ring Bill up and ask for him back. It is then up to Bill to gather his crew back together and report the news one last time to inform the world of the war and get to the route cause of it all.

3. Anchor man with it’s pants down Inspiration and why this pitch would work The idea has been drawn from a variety of successful productions such as the comedy, Brass Eye, the film Anchor Man: the legend of Ron burgundy and in recent music videos the role of an anchor man has played a part in many large bands. The concept is not something new and there is already an audience • I own my own camera’s and tripods • setting would include my house for the apartment of Bill McFascist, the classroom with some alterations (e.ifurniture and camera editing) for the anchorman studio, the outside world to give a sense of verisimilitude. • -Costume would be regular clothes with the addition of suits which myself and my chosen actors already own • I already have all the nessasery actors and parts played and practiced so production would not be hard

4. Pitch no.2 Banana’s in pyjama's go hardcore This is an off the wall idea One of the Banana’s in pyjama’s from the hit children’s TV show has a heavy drinking session with the TV crew one night due to his depression and ends up in a horrid state for the next day which is a live performance. He pukes on stage and his inappropriate use of language gets him fired. Later that night after roaming the streets drinking he stumbles across a child murder though hides in fear. He is caught in a moral cross roads, to tell the authorities or to keep it to himself in fear... Or take matters into his own peeled hands... • I own my own camera’s and tripods • setting would include a TV studio which I would have to create using TV’s and film equipment, a bar, the streets and an area with a stage that I would have to arrange • I would have to buy a banana costume

5. Banana’s in pyjama’s go hardcore • Why it would work- • The Banana’s in pyjama’s are a very well known part of children’s society and allows for most audiences to become familiar with the scenario pretty quickly • Puts a sinister take on something innocent, creates something new entirely

6. Pitch no.3 • I am legend with cats • The internet phenomenon of the Nyan cat turns out to be a long lost flying cat god of the ancient Sumerian culture who could fly and excel rainbows from it’s behind. • Due to the ignorance of modern times and the coming of it’s time, the god makes a violent return striking at humanity for it’s ignorance of it’s history and it’s own planet. • The Nyan sends a plague that affects every cat on the planet and turns them into vicious flesh eating zombie cats that can choke people with rainbows. • It’s every man for himself.

7. I am legend with cats • Why it would work- • People love horror’s and people love zombies... People also love cats and people also love Nyan Cat, mix them altogether in a fantastic bowl of love and you have this idea • The setting would be the town of Chichester and Selsey • I would have to make my own Nyan cat doll/prop for the god and find enough cats to film and strategically film them to act like zombie cats attacking people.