1. Sonnet 130 William Shakespeare

2. My mistress’ eye areNOTHINGlike the sun;

3. My mistress’ eye areNOTHING like the sun;

4. Coral is FAR MORE RED THAN her lips’ red;

5. Coral is FAR MORE RED THAN her lips’ red;

6. If snow be white,

7. Ewww! That is WAY too much sun… whey then her breasts are DUN;

8. = If hairs be wires,

9. black wires grow on her head.

10. “da” masks in red and white I have seen roses damask’d, red, and white,

11. But no such roses see I in her cheeks;

12. And in some perfumes is there more delight

13. Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. If you don’t mind me saying . . . You definitely need a Tic Tac or something, ‘cause yo’ breath STINKS!

14. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know

15. That music has a far more pleasing sound;

16. I grant I never saw a goddess go;

17. My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.

18. And yet by heaven,

19. I think my love as rare

20. As any she belied with false compare.

21. Sonnet 130 William Shakespeare