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What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Different people would do with two cows …. Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income.

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What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

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  1. What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at whatDifferent people would do with two cows …...

  2. Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income

  3. INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job

  4. TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B VisaBoth of them die after fighting

  5. HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a weekThey run away

  6. WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou train them for 2 months on how to milk themselvesThen u ask them to pull bullock carts

  7. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cowsYou profess surprise when the cow drops dead

  8. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou go on strike because you want three cows

  9. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cowsThey are both mad cows

  10. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.

  11. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to youYou charge others for storing them

  12. JAPANESE ECONOMICSYou have two cowsYou redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20-times the milkYou then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them

  13. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou have 300 people milking themYou claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers

  14. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cowsYou claim that the Indian cows belong to you …Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world

  15. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou worship them 

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