1. The Ultimate B.J. by B.J. Stankiewicz

2. The characters in this slide show have been given fake names to protect the privacy of the real people they represent.

3. The Characters

4. Name Brian J! Super Star Role in Slide Show

5. Lil' Schweener The Nuisance

6. Witty Side Kick

7. Dread The Mean Friend Dread locks

8. Nuisance’s Roommate Stephanie Copperman

9. Eat Fresh Miss B'Haven Provider of Sandwich(only one)

10. KUD Unknown

11. The Doctor The Doctor

12. The story begins...

13. in the poor side of Ashburn.

14. Oh man, I’m so bored. I should go on an adventure!

19. F@#$% Self Esteem Level: 200% Hey Brian J!

20. My god your so poor.

21. My god your so poor. My house is twice the size of yours.

22. My god your so poor. My house is twice the size of yours. Your half-house is also connected to equally poorer half-houses that are all smaller than mine as well.

23. Even though he was made fun of for living in a townhouse, Brian J stayed strong.

24. You could not be any poorer. You could try, but you would…

28. Lil’ Schweener, do you want to go on an adventure with me?

29. Lil’ Schweener, do you want to go on an adventure with me? Ok! Let’s go to McDonald’s.

30. Lil’ Schweener, do you want to go on an adventure with me? Ok! Let’s go to McDonald’s. Schweener, God Damnit.

31. Brian J, knowing he could not hurt Lil’ Schweener verbally, left for McDonald’s.

40. Good.

41. If only I wasn’t broke. Then maybe I could buy some food.

42. If only I wasn’t broke. Then maybe I could buy some food. Ah well. Off to Dread’s house.

49. Love

50. Love