1. Strange Product Warnings • Bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. • Bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap. • String of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. • RCA Television Remote Control :Not Dishwasher Safe • Hair Coloring:Do not use as an ice cream topping. • Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam. • Mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow • Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. • Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume. • Children's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. • Rowenta Iron:Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. • Nabisco Easy Cheese:for best results, remove cap. • Heinz Ketchup: Instructions: Put on food. • 500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required. • Frisbee:Warning: May contain small parts. • Portable stroller:Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage. • Heated seat cushion:Warning: Do not use on eyes.