1. If you give Farrah a faucet…..

2. If you give Farrah a faucet, then she’ll want to clean the dishes

3. If you know Farrah, you should know that she has a super hygienic Obsessive Cleaning Disorder (OCD) so she’ll want to sanitize every millimeter of the kitchen.

4. When she finishes cleaning, she’ll realize that your hair has a speck of dust and she’ll vacuum your hair.

5. While she vacuums some of your hair, a few strands will get sucked and yanked out of your head.

6. After that happens, you’ll try to kick her out of your house until she says that she’ll make dinner to make it up to you.

7. Farrah will most likely want to make a tangy sour disgusting anti bacterial pasta….her favorite meal! (Your favorite too…not…)

8. Seeing the ingredients that she is adding, you’ll gasp---soap, anti bacterial liquid and Mr. clean erasers and what she thought was a sponge was a random sock that your cousin left….scary thing is, you don’t have a cousin…

9. You’ll try to kick her out again, but she tells you that she’ll make a normal pasta but she won’t eat it.

10. After you eat the normal pasta, she’ll see how curly the noodles are and will want to curl her hair.

11. After curling her hair, she’ll forget that she is wearing a wig and the wig will melt.

12. Consequently when she sees the plastic melt, she’ll remember how funny ice cream looks like when it melts and will offer to get you an ice cream cone.

13. Waiting for her, you’ll hear some unusual sounds such as squeaking, honking, and meowing…but you don’t have a cat…

14. When you finish the ice cream and realize that you didn’t really have ice cream….you had a suspicious anti bacterial substance; no wonder you thought you tasted your sister’s bubble bath.

15. When she is about to leave, she’ll offer to disinfect and wash your dishes

16. To clean the dishes, she’ll need a……

17. FAUCET!!!!!!

18. THE END!!!!